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lilmissnever

Party On

Feb 02, 2009 12:29

I know that I am not well when I do not do my favorite things. I did not go to MEAT v. Death Guild because I decided I had enough time for a quick disco nap and awoke at 2 am. I did not go to my aerials class because the afternoon's search for a zombie prom dress left me anxious and self-conscious in a way that made turning myself upside down on ( Read more... )

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rivetpepsquad February 2 2009, 22:54:19 UTC

I won at Ross as well!

("I GOT IT AT ROSS!!")

lilmissnever February 3 2009, 03:37:27 UTC

Other things not to say to the sales associate at Jessica McClintock:

"Oh come on, I can't be the first person who's come in here looking for an ugly dress that's easy to take off."

I am going to hell. A special hell for the snarky people.

rivetpepsquad February 3 2009, 03:41:56 UTC

!!!!!!

Please describe to me the reactions of said sales associates.

(SLOWLY.)

lilmissnever February 3 2009, 03:47:23 UTC

She looked as if she was choking on something, I thought that I might have to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

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lalalydia February 3 2009, 00:49:07 UTC

I think Nordstrom Rack might also be a good place to find terrifying gowns that aren't too expensive.

lilmissnever February 3 2009, 04:07:34 UTC

I had a big problem finding dresses that were horrible enough. The last shreds of my dignity kept telling me to tone it down. Finally, I threw dignity out of the window a purchased something that is sparkly and pink. I am still ambivalent about it.

slurketta February 3 2009, 02:29:42 UTC

I am sorry you have some downness, my angel. I will come see you soon, and we will has lunch and talkins...maybe Thursday?

lilmissnever February 3 2009, 03:51:57 UTC

Thursdays are not so good for me, since I sneak out of work for a hour in order to allow a tiny Greek bootcamp lady to try to kill me. If you would like to have lunch on Friday, that would be ideal.

takeapeek February 3 2009, 07:16:40 UTC

A Ross purchased dress with dead rotting things dangling all over it sounds mighty fine to me Eva ;-) And as far as worst stories go, not to judge a book by its cover, but I diden't think nothing could ever really beat the "Worst Bathroom in All of China." :-)

lilmissnever February 3 2009, 07:28:46 UTC

I Was Arrested by the Kurdish Police in Iraq blew Worst Bathroom in All of China away.

skerrington February 3 2009, 23:00:26 UTC

Ross is where I went for my ironic Barbie costume. That's why Ross exists!
I hope you feel better.