OMG the mall is full of Christian teenagers. Someone save me. They're here for some Christian convention thing this weekend and they're wandering in noisy packs
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I was regrettably forced to use the word "tits" this week myself. RE: a certain coworker who can never, erm, look me in the eye :-|
Pretty soon I'm going to make up t-shirts with my patented phrase (ok not patented, but I made it up) "I'm OK with MC Jesus Christ," back of shirt: "Its his followers remixes that are undanceable"
and when I do, I will send you one (or bring it to you) :-)
Or the T-shirt that sez: "DUI*" on the front with: "Disciples Under the Influence... (of christ)" with some verse reference in small print. I saw swarms of them getting pretzels, plus one carrying a Macy's bag.
Funny, I didn't see any of these shirts down on the square when the numbers of the Iraqi dead and American "disappeared" were being read. I guess they were too busy being hassled for praying in school.
Irony. Hand-cuffs and DUI's, insinuating that they are somehow edgy or criminal for their "beliefs", but none of them are truly subversive, nor do I imagine that they would be. Imagine any of them breaking into draft offices to burn the draft cards like a Berrigan, or fasting to death like a MacSwiney or Bobby Sands, or even a little jail time like Thoreau? I don't see it.
Did you ever hear the George Carlin bit about tits, and how it sounds like the name of a snack food? Beautiful. (I think it's part of the Seven Words You Can't Say routine.)
I've been saying tits a lot lately, mostly as in "I'm so sore from nursing I feel like my tits are going to fall off." Because somehow saying "breasts" in this context just seems way too... clinical or something.
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Pretty soon I'm going to make up t-shirts with my patented phrase (ok not patented, but I made it up) "I'm OK with MC Jesus Christ," back of shirt: "Its his followers remixes that are undanceable"
and when I do, I will send you one (or bring it to you) :-)
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Funny, I didn't see any of these shirts down on the square when the numbers of the Iraqi dead and American "disappeared" were being read. I guess they were too busy being hassled for praying in school.
Irony. Hand-cuffs and DUI's, insinuating that they are somehow edgy or criminal for their "beliefs", but none of them are truly subversive, nor do I imagine that they would be. Imagine any of them breaking into draft offices to burn the draft cards like a Berrigan, or fasting to death like a MacSwiney or Bobby Sands, or even a little jail time like Thoreau? I don't see it.
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I've been saying tits a lot lately, mostly as in "I'm so sore from nursing I feel like my tits are going to fall off." Because somehow saying "breasts" in this context just seems way too... clinical or something.
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I'd pay money to see that.
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