Absolutely Unbelievable

[lilkim277]

So today I got a voice mail on my cell phone... but no missed call. Who could it be? So I check my voice mail and no one is talking but I can hear what is going on in the background. Yeah. You know how sometimes you don't hang up the phone all the way? And then you record something on someone's answering machine without knowing it? And you

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[bastskitten]

that lady is a bitch, you should call your dad and say she is a horrible woman and you don't know why he wastes his time with her, and that maybe you would call more often if she didn't say terrible untrue thing about you. I hope you're having an awesome time in Vegas! don't gambol too much, if you're ahead, stay that way!

[lilkim277]

if i win millions, i promise to share with you!

[jennabelle_57]

man, both of those people better hope they never meet me. or else try not to be so attached to their kneecaps. hah! i made a pun!