Five people Jim Kirk never slept with (and one he did) [Kirk/Spock, PG-13, 150 words]

[lilian_cho]

1. Uhura: It got awkward after he got caught with his pants down with Gaila. At one point he thought she only batted for the girl team, because nothing else explained why she didn't celebrate the awesomeness that is James T. Kirk.

2. Bones: Jim would tap that grumpy Southern doctor so hard, except Bones was the only best friend he had. And

Comments

[summerslaughter]

Ensign Jailbait

XDDD

[lilian_cho]

That's been fanon for more than a month now! X-D

Love your icon *g*

[merkuria]

My Divorce Papers Came Through Incident

\o/
and totally trufax :D

[lilian_cho]

I'm not a big fan of friend pairings, but I can see how Kirk/Bones parallel Spock/Uhura in that Bones is Kirk's emotional support.

Bones had ingested so much of his I'm-a-Free-Man Bourbon prior to the Incident that he could safely claim memory loss ;-)

[animeartistjo]

ILU sooooooo much!

I would marry #3. Too bad of the parenthesis. XD

[lilian_cho]

Hee <3

Meaning you'd tap Kirk/Chekov, or you'd tap Sulu/Chekov? ;-) Or both, but you feel bad about Chekov being underage? *g*

[eviltaru]

Sulu.. yummy....

[lilian_cho]

But he's THIRTY-SEVEN Y.O. Well, John Cho is.

[meine_liebe]

ROTFL bwahahahahahahaha everyone of them! priceless and you nail me on Ensign jailbail and whack me on cockblocking source. damnit is that even a word??!???!

[lilian_cho]

Hee, glad it amused =D

If it's not a word, it should be a dictionary recognized phrase! Vulcans: your cockblocking source for millenia.

Thx for commenting!

[gelsey]

<333

Oh, The Divorce Papers Incident ;) HEE!!

You are totally fab. THanks for the laugh!

[lilian_cho]

Yw <3

*g* Glad it amused.