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[lilian_cho]

I was amused yesterday at the Chinese New Year dinner because, lo and behold, Chinese New Year scene in Naomi Novik's Throne of Jade.
First fumblings with chopsticks = much snickering =D
Laurence was embarrassed to see, when he glanced over, that Roland and Dyer were having not the least difficulty with their chopsticks and were already round-

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Three facts about Aziraphale from my personal canon/fanon

[lilian_cho]

1) Aziraphale can read books as fast as he can physically turn pages*. However, he chooses to read at human speed** while occasionally sipping from a teacup.

2) There are many benefits to the apparent age of his mortal body. In addition to exuding a non-threatening presence, he never had to discourage interested*** suitors.

3) When Aziraphale inevitably mastered the Internet, he never had to deal with pop-ups, ads, spam and lags****. His favourite thing to do online is searching for out-of-print books.

* The fastest possible speed without igniting the pages.
** That is, at a leisurely pace.
*** Blatant sexual interest, which often happens to Crowley at most inopportune moments.
**** Despite the fact that his computer had no modem or Wi-fi in any shape or form.

Re: Three facts about Aziraphale from my personal canon/fanon

[ajat]

Hah, as if Crowley would be deterred by that

Re: Three facts about Aziraphale from my personal canon/fanon

[lilian_cho]

=D

My love for GO footnotes is EPIC.