Shouldn't Have to Say

[lilgoombas]

Here is a list of the very true things that I or my family has said to the little ones running under our feet.

"Don't chew on the pew."
-Me to my daughter during church

"Don't head-butt the pole."
-Me to my daughter in Wal-Mart

"Eat with your hands."
-Me to my daughter as she shoved her face in her plate to eat.

"Don't head butt the baby in the mirror."
-My wife to my daughter

"Get your finger out of that alien's nose!"
-My wife observed a woman chastise her son for playing with an alien doll

"Get your cheese off the window."
-My sister-in-law to her daughter

"Don't play in the toilet."
-My wife to my daughter

"Don't eat your potty."
-My wife to my daughter

"Don't eat the sand."
-Me to my daughter as she purposefully face dives into her sandbox

"Don't eat the chalk."
-Me to my daughter

"Please get your mouth off the dog toys."
-My wife to my daughter

"Did you put a tomato in my purse?"
-my wife to my daughter

"Don't wipe your food on the table."
-Me to my daughter

"How long has that egg been in your purse?"
-My sister-in-law to her daughter

"Don't play with the Caution Tape."
-my wife to my daughter

"Stop chewing on Boots' tail."
-me to my daughter as she chewed on the tail of an inflatable boots toy

"Don't run laps around your cousin."
-my sister-in-law to my niece as she ran around my daughter.

"Don't shut your head in the door."
-me to my daughter