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Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 2 2010, 23:57:33 UTC
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

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It's a funny thing, being far enough down the reincarnation chain that you keep reappearing as pie.

Admittedly in Dave's case he did rather deserve it, for reasons he'd rather not discuss - and, for the record, the kittens totally had it coming - but when you were almost at the bottom, at least you could only really go up. He'd started off as a trans fats, greasy, gristly thing where he was pretty sure around ninety percent of the meat inside him wasn't actually from any recognisable Earth-born animal, and bit by bit by way of attempting to be tasty and/or not choking people to death he was working his way back up the food chain, so to speak ( ... )

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide no_eight June 3 2010, 01:08:10 UTC
OH, TO BE DAVE
DAVE THE PIE
TO BE DAVE
I WOULDN'T GIVE UP MY EYE

BECAUSE I'D NEED THAT.

I'D FIGURE THIS AWESOMENESS DESERVED A RANDOM UN-RHYMING NON-SEQUITUR POEM.
BUT I STILL REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE DAVE. BADLY.

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide allhisengines June 3 2010, 01:16:40 UTC
BEAUTIFUL

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:14:21 UTC
*sheds a single shiny tear at the unending beauty*

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE DAVE

But man, what he did to those kittens :(

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide bindaroonie June 3 2010, 04:37:08 UTC
Ha ha I just read this at work, and now I do indeed have a 'smile on my face ten miles wide'.

Cracky food porn (as well as other types of porn) is my new favourite.

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:18:06 UTC
Aww <3! In all fairness I did end up writing about a sentient bathtub for Lost Souls fandom some years back and I think that particular variety of crack is something I've been itching to write again ever since XD.

*hugs*

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide miya_morana June 3 2010, 07:22:01 UTC
I HAVE NO WORDS!!! XD XD XD

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:18:24 UTC
SPEECHLESS AT THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL I HOPE

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide kitchensexslave June 3 2010, 13:22:22 UTC
I promise to bail you out of breaking-international-laws prison bb, this was beautiful!

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:23:51 UTC
Your generosity is boundless! <3 <£

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide hrtslkths June 3 2010, 14:41:36 UTC
I GOT AS FAR AS "THE KITTENS TOTALLY HAD IT COMING" AND I WAS IN LOVE.

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:24:10 UTC
\o/!

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide fiveto_midnight June 3 2010, 14:51:03 UTC
THIS IS THE GREATEST, GREATEST, GREATEST THING EVER. NO LIE.

i will never look at pie the same way and i fucking love it.
this wins at life.

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:25:19 UTC
\o/ \o/ \o/

Alas, now I will always know when I write pie fic that I can't top this one :P. Heehee.

*hugs*

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide jayfray18 June 3 2010, 15:46:47 UTC
"Did we order cream with that pie?" I love this line soooooo much *grins*

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Re: Put a smile on your face ten miles wide emerald_embers June 8 2010, 09:24:27 UTC
XD soooooooooooooooooo wrong <3

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