So these two geniuses from Wisconsin go hunting squirrels at a wildlife refuge. They split up so they can outwit their devious prey. The 46 year-old shoots the 70 year-old in the head, thinking he's a squirrel. In his defense, the victim was grey.

Bleedin' idiot shoots his friend in the head while hunting dragon flies.

One of "our" turkeys showed up today with an arrow sticking out of its side. Fuck! Because of the angle, this poor bird can't even lie down. Turkeys are among the dumbest creatures on god's green earth. If you feel like you just have to go out killing things and you just wound one, then for god's sake track it down and finish the job. How hard ( Read more... )

Can anyone explain to me how Yahoo stays in business? They suck so bad that I cringe any time someone suggests putting a group there. Half the time I can't even log in. WTF? Seriously.

We went out to the turtle pond this afternoon and saw five snappers. The most in any visit since we started going.

All the copies of the Biversity Calendar I sent out last night got eaten by Comcast. After extensive experimentation, I determined that any email containing the string 2009lgbtihealth.org (the web site for a lesbian/gay/bi/trans/intersex health summit) just disappears. If you change .org to .com, it works. Or if you leave out the 'i', or the ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsvRXXSEgXs

On Saturday I received two letters from Fidelity (where my former employer put my 401-K money). The first letter was to inform me of my change of address from my current address (with Street spelled out) to my same current address (with Street abbreviated). The second letter was sent to my "old" address (the one with Street spelled out) informing ( Read more... )

Years ago, in a St. Louis men's room I saw the following graffiti (written in three different hands):
- Jesus is the answer
--What is the question?
---Who was the third Alou brother?

Man appears free of HIV after stem cell transplant

No wonder the Republicans are so adamantly opposed to stem cell research!