"Sherlock" Fic: Index of Filled Prompts from the Meme
ETA: UPDATED! New fills are marked with **. I love you, meme.
Hello, few and far between (but no less dear for it) readers of mine.
Had a kind comment from someone looking for more of my Sherlock (BBC) fanfic. The bad news is that I suck at archiving my fics and am almost entirely LJ illiterate. The good news is that I tried to find all my fills from the sherlockbbc_fic kinkmeme for this kind reader, and have reposted all the links below for anyone else looking to read short, smutty, and/or cracktastic ficlets. I can assure you that the one thing they have in common is my desperate attempt to keep everyone and everything, from the crazier Great Mouse Detective crossover to the srs bns porn, in character. That is my only standard, really, as I evidently have no others.
Fills are linked by the prompt that birthed them, and the numbering means nothing except that I clearly have a problem:
**1. "John is really annoyed with something Sherlock did (like omit house hold chores), and rants. Sherlock says, 'You're on edge today, would you like me to bring you off with my hand?' John answers, 'I'm not on egde! I'm annoyed because you- alright.'"
**2. "(Previously)Straight!John and Virgin!Sherlock realise they they are attracted to each other, and decide to pursue sexual relations. Basically, I want it awkward as hell."
**3. "Give me some erotic humiliation, please. Sherlock/John. I'd prefer it with Sherlock on the bottom, being bratty but ultimately obedient. I'm talking things like physical punishment, being talked down to, verbal humiliation, degrading positions (who doesn't want Sherlock on his knees?), etc etc."
4. John cheats on Sherlock, who immediately deduces what has happened.
5. "Sherlock and John are having the kind of sex you can detect from space when Lestrade (and company?) burst into 221B under the guise of a drugs bust or whatever. Sherlock is incredibly nonchalant about them seeing him having John's dick way the hell up his ass and is all, "Oh. It's you lot. I think you'll find that the buggery act was repealed in 1967?" John is MORTIFIED."
6. "I want to read a fic where Sherlock and John are on a case which inevitabley leads to them hiding in a closet. For some reason, maybe adrenaline, John is super hard. And Sherlock decides to give him a handjob right there. But John gets rather vocal, so he has to quiet him. I'd want to see this done with Sherlock and John not having been in any sort of sexual relationship prior. I'm so willing to do this myself, but I've no clue how to set it."
7. " "You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool, people might talk."/ "People do little else."
*mutual snorfling*
This convo plays out, and then Sherlock helps a breathless John to his feet. Moriarty does NOT walk back in. After a few more botched attempt at conversation, Sherlock kisses John in a fit of relief that he is alive; have him as mushy as you like, I want him sweet and desperate, like in that scene.
Then, the REAL ripping of clothes off occurs. ;DD"
8. " Because I love Molly, and Sherlock is a manipulative ass!
9. John goes on a date with Sarah. Sherlock gets p!ssed off with this, so asks Molly out to show John that HELL YEAH BITCH I CAN GET A DATE TOO.
Except Molly says no. Cause she's sick of him.
I want Molly being like NO WAY D!CKHEAD I KNOW YOUR GAME AND I'M TIRED OF YOU and Sherlock being all ...But but but...I thought..."
10. "So Sherlock horns in on John and Sarah's date. What else might he horn in on? Sherlock/John/Sarah sandwich with John as the filling if you know what I mean."
**NEW** 11. Mrs. Hudson/John. Pegging. Crack. You read that right.
12. "Well, during that whole scene when Sherlock and John come home from chasing the cab...
When they were panting and heaving and leaning against the wall at the base of the stairs...
Yeah, that did terrible things to my mind.
I keep imagining John flipping Sherlock face-forward on the wall and taking him there.
So yeah, this is my prompt."
13. I think this was the first one I filled: "ANYTHING based around the drugs bust scene and that awesome line about Sherlock being "a high functioning sociopath" XD"
14. Sherlock/The Great Mouse Detective Crossover Fic (quite a bit of response already; who knew there was such an appetite for this kind of thing? I wish other people would take a better, longer crack at it. Rated G)
AND quamquam20 MADE A FANVID for this fic!!! Check it out, it's lol-arious.
15. "I read a prompt on here just - something about Sherlock walking in on John when he's naked - and I just NEED someone to draw John in the shower and Sherlock on the other side of the curtain and having a whole thing about whether or not to pull the curtain back. Please XD (A fic would also do)" Yeah, it's a fic.
16. "Lestrade and the others (maybe Anderson, Donovan and/or Mycroft or Molly) placing a bet about when and how will John and Sherlock discover that they are much more than flatmates."
17. "This is cheesy, but how about a somewhat asexual Holmes who basically has never had sex because he sees no point in doing it. The kick? After Watson introduces him to mutually satisfying orgasms, they end up being very useful for clearing his mind."
18. "Poor Watson's limp can lead to some...ambiguous implications.
I can just see someone going, "wait, I thought the limp was psychosomatic. You got over it. So why are you limping again?"
Watson coughs. Sherlock looks insufferably smug."
**19. "Crossover with Community please! I just want to see the brilliance and eccentricity of both Sherlock and Abed in close proximity to each other. Sherlock can be a new student/TA/errant wormhole traveller, or the study group could decide to take an 'educational' trip to England, whatever makes it work for you." (I loved writing this.)
**20. Good Omens Crossover: Crowley/Sherlock at a gay bar.
**21. "John really is the kind and helpful fellow everyone knows about. But that instantly is all gone whenever someone physically hurts Sherlock, be it a drunk looking for a fight or a professional criminal.
What I want is for John just LOSE IT whenever something happens to Sherlock (he shot a cabbie for him and darkly said 'Let him go or I will kill you' to the golem) that he goes into a complete personality change that makes him unrecognizable and more dangerous than a serial killer."
**22. NO TROUSERS PROMPT naturally made me write pornography.
**23. Virgin!Sherlock pushes himself too far with John.
Please read and comment to let me know your thoughts! I do it for the love of the comm. (Well, that, and porn.)
Hello, few and far between (but no less dear for it) readers of mine.
Had a kind comment from someone looking for more of my Sherlock (BBC) fanfic. The bad news is that I suck at archiving my fics and am almost entirely LJ illiterate. The good news is that I tried to find all my fills from the sherlockbbc_fic kinkmeme for this kind reader, and have reposted all the links below for anyone else looking to read short, smutty, and/or cracktastic ficlets. I can assure you that the one thing they have in common is my desperate attempt to keep everyone and everything, from the crazier Great Mouse Detective crossover to the srs bns porn, in character. That is my only standard, really, as I evidently have no others.
Fills are linked by the prompt that birthed them, and the numbering means nothing except that I clearly have a problem:
**1. "John is really annoyed with something Sherlock did (like omit house hold chores), and rants. Sherlock says, 'You're on edge today, would you like me to bring you off with my hand?' John answers, 'I'm not on egde! I'm annoyed because you- alright.'"
**2. "(Previously)Straight!John and Virgin!Sherlock realise they they are attracted to each other, and decide to pursue sexual relations. Basically, I want it awkward as hell."
**3. "Give me some erotic humiliation, please. Sherlock/John. I'd prefer it with Sherlock on the bottom, being bratty but ultimately obedient. I'm talking things like physical punishment, being talked down to, verbal humiliation, degrading positions (who doesn't want Sherlock on his knees?), etc etc."
4. John cheats on Sherlock, who immediately deduces what has happened.
5. "Sherlock and John are having the kind of sex you can detect from space when Lestrade (and company?) burst into 221B under the guise of a drugs bust or whatever. Sherlock is incredibly nonchalant about them seeing him having John's dick way the hell up his ass and is all, "Oh. It's you lot. I think you'll find that the buggery act was repealed in 1967?" John is MORTIFIED."
6. "I want to read a fic where Sherlock and John are on a case which inevitabley leads to them hiding in a closet. For some reason, maybe adrenaline, John is super hard. And Sherlock decides to give him a handjob right there. But John gets rather vocal, so he has to quiet him. I'd want to see this done with Sherlock and John not having been in any sort of sexual relationship prior. I'm so willing to do this myself, but I've no clue how to set it."
7. " "You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool, people might talk."/ "People do little else."
*mutual snorfling*
This convo plays out, and then Sherlock helps a breathless John to his feet. Moriarty does NOT walk back in. After a few more botched attempt at conversation, Sherlock kisses John in a fit of relief that he is alive; have him as mushy as you like, I want him sweet and desperate, like in that scene.
Then, the REAL ripping of clothes off occurs. ;DD"
8. " Because I love Molly, and Sherlock is a manipulative ass!
9. John goes on a date with Sarah. Sherlock gets p!ssed off with this, so asks Molly out to show John that HELL YEAH BITCH I CAN GET A DATE TOO.
Except Molly says no. Cause she's sick of him.
I want Molly being like NO WAY D!CKHEAD I KNOW YOUR GAME AND I'M TIRED OF YOU and Sherlock being all ...But but but...I thought..."
10. "So Sherlock horns in on John and Sarah's date. What else might he horn in on? Sherlock/John/Sarah sandwich with John as the filling if you know what I mean."
**NEW** 11. Mrs. Hudson/John. Pegging. Crack. You read that right.
12. "Well, during that whole scene when Sherlock and John come home from chasing the cab...
When they were panting and heaving and leaning against the wall at the base of the stairs...
Yeah, that did terrible things to my mind.
I keep imagining John flipping Sherlock face-forward on the wall and taking him there.
So yeah, this is my prompt."
13. I think this was the first one I filled: "ANYTHING based around the drugs bust scene and that awesome line about Sherlock being "a high functioning sociopath" XD"
14. Sherlock/The Great Mouse Detective Crossover Fic (quite a bit of response already; who knew there was such an appetite for this kind of thing? I wish other people would take a better, longer crack at it. Rated G)
AND quamquam20 MADE A FANVID for this fic!!! Check it out, it's lol-arious.
15. "I read a prompt on here just - something about Sherlock walking in on John when he's naked - and I just NEED someone to draw John in the shower and Sherlock on the other side of the curtain and having a whole thing about whether or not to pull the curtain back. Please XD (A fic would also do)" Yeah, it's a fic.
16. "Lestrade and the others (maybe Anderson, Donovan and/or Mycroft or Molly) placing a bet about when and how will John and Sherlock discover that they are much more than flatmates."
17. "This is cheesy, but how about a somewhat asexual Holmes who basically has never had sex because he sees no point in doing it. The kick? After Watson introduces him to mutually satisfying orgasms, they end up being very useful for clearing his mind."
18. "Poor Watson's limp can lead to some...ambiguous implications.
I can just see someone going, "wait, I thought the limp was psychosomatic. You got over it. So why are you limping again?"
Watson coughs. Sherlock looks insufferably smug."
**19. "Crossover with Community please! I just want to see the brilliance and eccentricity of both Sherlock and Abed in close proximity to each other. Sherlock can be a new student/TA/errant wormhole traveller, or the study group could decide to take an 'educational' trip to England, whatever makes it work for you." (I loved writing this.)
**20. Good Omens Crossover: Crowley/Sherlock at a gay bar.
**21. "John really is the kind and helpful fellow everyone knows about. But that instantly is all gone whenever someone physically hurts Sherlock, be it a drunk looking for a fight or a professional criminal.
What I want is for John just LOSE IT whenever something happens to Sherlock (he shot a cabbie for him and darkly said 'Let him go or I will kill you' to the golem) that he goes into a complete personality change that makes him unrecognizable and more dangerous than a serial killer."
**22. NO TROUSERS PROMPT naturally made me write pornography.
**23. Virgin!Sherlock pushes himself too far with John.
Please read and comment to let me know your thoughts! I do it for the love of the comm. (Well, that, and porn.)