Gabriel, you'll be pleased to know your continued unwillingness to do what's necessary to get rid of Cordelia's choice of dictated wardrobe, will now have a purpose.

Disneyworld. You're going.

And you shall sit in spinning crockery, get dizzy, a probable massive sugar high and... Designated task for the duration? To notice how happiness also ( Read more... )

Still happy with your sparkly new wardrobe, Gabriel?

Because I'm still waiting for that essay... Dang, to think we could actually work together to fix both our problems, huh?

Let's not ever do that again, OK? Fabulous!

Gabriel, are you going to co-operate now or should I forget to request your wardrobe gets returned to its usual state?

Just for the record, has anyone noticed Angel starting to act a little weird?

Stalking people he doesn't like, smoking, wearing leather pants...? That kind of thing?

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm sick of seeing my inmate partying like it's 1099.

Admiral, would it be possible to replace Gabriel's wardrobe with some, you know... Actual fashion? Something with labels to be proud of? I'm thinking something in sequins. They've got the eyes for it.

Or maybe pleather...

Um...

Lilah Morgan is not presently available. I shall be acting as her personal assistant. She's been heralded away on, like, business and stuff.

Yeah.

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Gabriel, if you could change one thing about your prior existence, what would it be?

Aside from the eradication of humanity, that is.

Since there's a good chance most of us could get eaten by the local mythical wildlife, I'd like to use this opportunity to make a request for volunteers to accompany me and my inmate to... Well, I'm not exactly sure where we're meant to go, but it'll no doubt end in death and dismemberment for most of us and there's safety in numbers.

Have a crash, find yourself with a whole new wardrobe... Who would've thought? At least now I know the 'Dark Ages noblewoman' look suits me.

Based on that, I'm going to wager we're either mostly intact or this is the barge version of all hands to the lifeboats.

Gabriel, can you read this?