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[lilah_lawyer]

Gaby-poohs... Oh, light of my life... Time to lock your door.

Someone's been naughty in the non-fun way.

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[notquitedivine]

What's happened?

[lilah_lawyer]

Some of that hellfire and retribution you're so fond of...

Someone got murdered, honey.

You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?

[notquitedivine]

I'm afraid not.

[lilah_lawyer]

Well, that's something.

I'll put a special tick in one of those columns you'll never see, designated 'FOR OFFICE USE ONLY'...