The Hobo Throne Heist

[likewow420]

Dedication: For BEEFE, the best BEEFE ever.  ILU.

I came home one day, and my new "neighbors" (hobos squatting in my uncle's cottage) had put out some of his old furniture by the road, so they could make room for their cardboard boxes and mattresses made of old dishtowels.   I gathered Matthew to investigate the situation, and we determined that one

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[anonymous]

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!

Love,

Hobo King

ONOEZ.

[likewow420]

They are onto us! Nobody is safe! This will not be over quickly, and we will not enjoy this! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[malevolent_poke]

ZOMG! You guys are so bravez0rz, risking your lives for the hobo king's throne! You guys are the best mom, dad, and brother evarz0rz!

[likewow420]

Awww, you're the best daughter evarz0rz! Your father and I not-so-secretly like you better than both of our other children combined. Also, your grandmother can't wait until you're eighteen so she can make an honest woman out of you! ♥

[matt11991]

wait, so...you're vikki's dad, aaron's her mom, and jack's her brother?

[likewow420]

I thought we explained this to you the other day. Aaron is Ryan's mom, and I'm Ryan's dad. But Aaron is King and I am Queen, and Jack and Vikki are Prince and Princess, respectively. Therefore, Aaron is Vikki and Jack's dad, and I'm their mom. And Ryan is their sister. Srsly, what is so difficult to understand about this?

i mean....

[socialite_trash]

hobo thrones are worth all of the strategic, nail biting maneuvers one must endure to capture said throne. i once stole a crotch rot's magic wand (aka plastic lawn flamingo) and it was worth every anxiety inducing second of it.

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[satoniji]

Oh my God, I <3 you guys! xDDD

[lucymalfoy]

ZOMG BEEFE! The Hobo King mugged enough people for their pennies to get you a virtual gift!!! Scary!