1 - New places, new faces

[likesweiners]

[Action for anyone near 770 Bunker St]

[Shortly after waking up in a strange place, without any of the things he typically wears, and with a woman in his bed he's never seen before, Kia heads outside, wearing a half-unbuttoned black dress shirt and a pair of jeans, no socks or shoes. He stares at the house and smokes a cigarette his drone wife oh-

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[phone]

[sting_like_a]

I don't think the drones are that bad! Buuuut... the best you can do is pray to your preferred deity that they get replaced with some normal people soon~

[phone]

[likesweiners]

And if we don't believe in a deity?

[phone]

[sting_like_a]

Hmm, dilemma~

Find someone who will let you crash on their couch a couple nights a week? That's what most people do when they don't like their housemates, I think.

[phone]

[likesweiners]

I don't know anyone here. This place is pretty damn crazy and I can't just ask some random person if I can sleep over.

[likesweiners]

[The familiarity of the language gets Kia to relax just a little as he turns towards her. Finally, something he knows and feels comfortable with.]

I guess. I just woke up here and this isn't home.

[likesweiners]

That sounds like the plot to a cheap movie I'd take a date to. I wouldn't want to go to America at any point in history.

[pants_yourmove]

Umm... I don't think you can get rid of them.

[likesweiners]

Why not?

[pants_yourmove]

I don't know. This town is strange like that. Are you new?

[likesweiners]

I guess. I kinda woke up here a couple hours ago.

[likes2havesex]

Oi, if you figure it out tell me.

[likesweiners]

You deal with them too?

[likes2havesex]

There's a fucking tiger.

[likesweiners]

A tiger?!

[beamiracle]

[Lion also happens to live on Bunker Street, so he'll notice Kia while passing by. There seem to be a lot of new people lately...

Still, Lion will nod at him politely, just to be neighborly and all that.] Hello.

[likesweiners]

Umm...hi. What the hell's going on here?

[beamiracle]

[Yep, another newcomer.]

Well, this may be hard to believe, but...this is an American town called Mayfield, and it's supposedly the 1950's. We've all been taken here against our will and made to pretend that we've lived here our whole lives...

[likesweiners]

I guess if you're saying it too, it's probably true. It still sucks though.