voicemail

[likes_ducklings]

"And how does -- oh! Oh, Pascal, look, the little light is on. Do you think that means it's going?"

*chitter*

"Well, how was I supposed to know that? Um -- Hello! This is Rapunzel. Please leave me a message and I will return your call as soon as I can! I hope you have a wonderful day!

How was that?"

*chirp*"Well, I thought it was very nice. How

Comments

[myownface]

[From here!]

"Oh, shit. If calling people to talk about our sex lives is spring tradition, I have so been dropping the ball these past few years. Okay, so, like, sit down, because I will talk your ear off about sex if you let me. Like, ignoring that the last time I had any was... shit, it wasn't even with that Twi'Lek on Nar Shaddaa, I got shot at that time. And weird island shit, I maintain, just doesn't count. So, me and Ez--"

And then the message cut off, because these things had time limits, Spark.

Crazy Phones!

[not_a_moonie]

[From here]

"I don't want to sleep with you either, but why do you sound all pissed off about it? Did I lead you on somehow? Did I miss your signals? Because I am really freaking confused right now."