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[likecharity]

I forgot about the LJ Markov Random Text Generator.

First of all, BEN BARNES NEEDS TO STOP WRITING THREESOMES. THAT IS CLEARLY INSANE

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[thisissirius]

but Skandar is sitting on her face

dshfjhfjsfhj OH SKANDAR.

(Best euphemism for 'Georgie's breasts' ever.)

I CANNOT EVEN C/P THE NEXT ONE. EWW.

Will goes rigid, orgasm shooting through his hair. Oh fuck.

He wanked off in front of her entrance.

He's got a really pretty dress for my birthday?" Skandar asks, feigning shock.

dshfjshfjhfjfdhkla. fjahfjsdhjaf.

Skandar is only steadying himself with his socks.

But then she would waltz right into the mattress.

NO. WORDS.

ALSO TO THE NEXT ONE: AHAHAHA. ORGASMS BY THE SINK. ROFL.

Ben takes a couple of toy dinosaurs. He puts on voices

AHAHAHA OH BEN, WHY SO AWESOME?

[likecharity]

LOL IKR. I love that Will's talking to him, and he's sitting on Anna's face, and he's like "Hello?" and then Anna says "It's me!" It's so crazy.

Next time I mention Georgie's breasts in a fic (ohgod) I'm going to be so tempted to call them 'those Georgie things'.

LOL I KNOW, EW.

AND MORE LULZ. IN GENERAL.

Ben putting on voices and making toy dinosaurs talk = something I want to see.

[likecharity]

Me too. It's slightly disturbing how obsessed it is with him.

Yay! :D

Lol, I know how you feel. Ick!

[_profiterole_]

Oh, I had forgotten about that too. This is so awesome! XDDD

[likecharity]

Isn't it? Endless amusement. XD

[smellyleaf]

"The orgasm is building quicker by the sink. The thong is just looking at him doubtfully. " Hmm, " says Will offhandedly. "Do you want to have sex with both of them."

The sad thing is, I can imagine Will having a conversation with a thong. :/

[likecharity]

LOL, oh dear, me too...

[alexi_lupin]

which Narnia author C.S. Lewis, as a softcore porn star... D: D: DO NOT WANT, lmao!!

Will goes rigid, orgasm shooting through his hair. Oh fuck. lmao 'There's Something About Anna and Skandar'.

chuckles low in his jeans VERY LOW INDEED, then.

also HA that does sound like an orgy, and it make think that a Will/Skandar/Georgie/Anna/Ben orgy fic needs to exist, despite obvious difficulties with the logistics of it, lol.

tongues in each other's cocks D: D: WHUT.

but Will was 'enthusiastically coming on the back of Skandar's thigh. Well, as long as he's enthusiatic!

Skandar wonders, transfixed, unable to move but he is a genius. And even with that knowledge, that knowledge that should stop him going any further, he still gets no further. GLORIOUS.

Toy dinosaurs, lmao. Where did toy dinosaurs come from?

[likecharity]

HAHA IKR. EW.

LOL OMG.

Oh goddd now you've got me wanting orgy!fic. It'd be the most confusing thing to write/read EVER, and it'd be impossible to make it believable in ANY way, but...omghot.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.

Right? Enthusiasm is what counts.

GLORIOUS INDEED. That might be my all-time favourite. It's the combination of the nonsense of the last bit, and 'unable to move but he is a genius', I think.

I was SO confused by that, I was like, I've never talked about toy dinosaurs on LJ! I've never even talked about toys OR dinosaurs! But then I realised it was from my Jonas Brothers post, when I posted a video of Joe playing with toy dinosaurs. XD

[alexi_lupin]

The thing with the genius thing, is that it sort of sounds like the nonsense thoughts I could imagine Skandar having during sex.

DO YOU HAVE THE DVD YET? IT IS ALMOST THE 18TH HERE, I DUNNO HOW MUCH TIME YOU'VE HAD TO GET IT, BUT OMG GET IT!

[likecharity]

I totally get what you mean. Like...in a sort of self-congratulatory way or something? Idk.

I DON'T YET. D: It's like, 20 to 1 here, and my Dad's girlfriend wants to go into town between 2 and 3 so I figured I'd go with her and get it then. Eeeee.