his pants are suddenly in a fanvid, and it's all fine

[likecharity]

I think it's high time for a Random Text Generator post! It's been AGES. For new friends who don't know what I'm talking about, there's this thing that sort of mashes up the sentences from various recent posts you've made and turns them into...well, gibberish, for the most part, but also HILARITY. They're usually best when they take bits from fic,

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[astreindre]

OH MY GOD ME/LIAM OTP WHAT IN THE

Okay now I'm going to go back and keep reading but I got to that part and basically died oh my god XDDDDDD

[likecharity]

I was like !!! when that showed up because if I remember correctly, it was you who encouraged me to do another of these posts since getting into 1D? And you said you always loved them? AND NOW YOU'RE IN ONE. ♥ Apparently discussing fanmix ideas with Liam Payne and then being filmed cuddling with him...and breaking my heart. :((

[astreindre]

You do remember correctly! I ADORE this, I literally could not stop giggling the whole time. My door's wide open and everything, I think my roommate is going to kill me. He has company over too, so basically a complete stranger heard me break down into a gigglefit over this post and I don't even care because these make me SO HAPPY. Give me a second and I'll quote all the ones I love. I mean, clearly me/Liam is my favourite (I kind of want that fic, tbh, where we fall in love over fanmix-making and cuddling. And then break your heart, whoops? As well as Zayn's, probably. Maybe I don't want this fic...)

[astreindre]

Liam is like LISTEN TO ME I'M TAKING RESPONSIBILITYYY.
So Liam's life, basically.

I'M BRITISH AND I LOVE YOU.
I'M AMERICAN AND I LOVE YOU TOO.

:| Insomnia is a mere inconvenience. What. What?
Truth.

Harry's knees go weak, and he can't pick. LOUIS HOW GAY ARE YOU. HOW. GAY.
I ask myself that question aaaaaaall the time, Harry, it's okay.

And basically Alex Day/Louis needs to be a thing now. You know you want to write it. You know you dooooooo. Eventually it could turn into Alex/Louis/Charlie! Best threesome ever y/y?

At 0:48 Harry goes "kiss me you fool!" and Louis interrupts "but you'd better wait until you've met my family
I just laughed so hard at this, oh god.

UGH I MISSED THESE NEVER STOP DOING THEM

[mannerspolice]

"Liam is like LISTEN TO ME I'M TAKING RESPONSIBILITYYY."
Welcome to Liam's life the poor kid.

God I kept doing Harry laughs where he guffaws and then claps his hands over his mouth this is HILARIOUS.

Also this thing really wants Louis to sleep with Alex Day which like... hmmmmmm...

"I don't like conspiracy theories." Best one.

[likecharity]

I LOVE THAT ONE. TRUE TO LIFE.

OMG SO DID I. I love that my moodtheme pic for 'giggly' is basically that exact thing, because it's so accurate.

It does, doesn't it?? I bet they would get on really well actually...

I love when it just says things that are totally out of character for me. I think once it was like "I get really pissed off when people talk to me about threesomes" hahahaha nope.

[the_crazy_freak]

Oh my god, this whole thing is so hilarious! I am literally in tears from laughing so hard! xDDD

At 0:48 Harry goes "kiss me you fool!" and Louis interrupts "but you'd better wait until you've met my family

This is like the best thing ever, I'm dying, LMAO!! xDD

[likecharity]

:D Yay! It cracked me up so hard while I was compiling it, srsly.

I LOVE THAT ONE. Clearly NOT something Louis would say...

[badjujuboo]

best. thing. ever. You should hold a comment fest and EVERYONE GETS A RANDOM THINGY TO WRITE FROM! or three to choose from

[likecharity]

Omg that would be kind of awesome actually. Like people write a drabble based on one of the random sentences/extracts? That could be HILARIOUS. But also possibly really difficult.

[badjujuboo]

DOOOOOOOOO IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT
*pushy pusher who pushes and prods prods you*

[popfly]

I love this idea.

[fuluoliang]

HAHAHAHA ! Oh my god, I laughed out loud so many times. Some of them are just too good.
Also, Harry/Rihanna hnnnng... There would definitely be some pegging going on... (You're welcome for this lovely mental image. ;))

[likecharity]

HELP

OH MY GOD

THAT MENTAL IMAGE IS GOING TO KILL ME FROM HOW HOT IT IS