mysteries of phallic erection in the male

May 07, 2011 21:23

So, you know a while ago I came across all those scans of retro gay porn magazines? And I've been posting the pictures from them that I like the most? WELL, I've also been saving other pictures from them, purely because they made me crack up/do a double-take/basically go 'wtf' and stare at the screen in bewilderment. And I thought it might lower ( Read more... )

! (picspam), what is this i don't even, wtf, ! (porn), ! [porn] retro picspams, lol forever

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likecharity May 8 2011, 21:03:46 UTC
Haha, I'm so glad! I laughed at loud at quite a bit of it too, so I had to share the entertainment. :)

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th_esaurus May 7 2011, 21:01:01 UTC
TY FOR ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU PUT INTO THESE POSTS. This one was especially delightful on all levels ;____;

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likecharity May 8 2011, 21:04:23 UTC
You're welcome! I'm glad it's appreciated. XD

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harmonyalr May 7 2011, 21:32:51 UTC
& why does so much of this make me think of JoeandNick?

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likecharity May 8 2011, 21:04:50 UTC
LOL totally!! All the incest references...

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ineptshieldmaid May 7 2011, 22:59:54 UTC
They need the contact lenses because masturbation is sending them blind, duh!

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likecharity May 8 2011, 21:06:08 UTC
Oh, of course! Haha. They should have put that in the article. "Now, if you're reading this magazine, you're probably going to need contact lenses due to all the masturbating you're presumably doing..."

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this will bring me much amusement. thank you. :B iamshunpike May 8 2011, 02:30:51 UTC
ready and willing to fulfill all of your desires

i can't

i just can't

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
and the caption under the phone number too. DAMN.

oh and the "brothers should do it" thing is real. though i suspect it might actually be a really racist title for the porn equivalent of a blaxploitation film. using words like "brother" and turning an ethnicity into a fetish, generally being offensive, generally being the un-PC people that people allowed themselves to be before freakin' 1992.
myeah.
/soapbox

COCK. FEAST.
ewwwwwwwwww
i'm imagining food made with dick meat, all prettily displayed in the nicest casserole dishes and such, all laid out (ha) on my family's dinner table. a white lace tablecloth and maroon-colored candles (only the most phallic. SO DAMN CLASSY.) are the settings for this man-meat "feast". (sadly i have seen the term "man-meat" used in fanfiction. :-( ) the best china and silverware, etc. are used to eat this stuff. there may be gravy involved.
SO WRONG. :(...i did NOT expect the erection as i scrolled ( ... )

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Re: this will bring me much amusement. thank you. :B likecharity May 8 2011, 21:16:09 UTC
LOL so glad to bring the amusement. And this comment just made me crack up about it all over again.

If it's a racist fetishisation thing, I definitely do not approve of the title, but upon further research it seems like it is genuinely more on the incest side of things. Although, probably just with actors who LOOK like brothers. Even so - that title is amazing. It's like a command. It's not like, "brothers doin' it", it's BROTHERS SHOULD DO IT. THEY JUST SHOULD.

Omg ew cock feast. (I too have seen 'man-meat' used in fic. NO.) why would you get it up while playing music in a serene and somber fashion - omg this made me lol. AS DID THE GAY SINGALONG. And the pedo Tumnases. TYPICAL ( ... )

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