Hey, welcome to the point of desperation.

[likecharity]

First of all, everyone should go and read my judgement's getting kind of hazy by moogle62. It involves Ben serenading Skandar with Ke$ha lyrics. THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW, it is absolutely hilarious. ♥

And speaking of hilarious things, it's LJ Markov Random Text Generator time! There are a lot, because they were really amusing me this time.

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[_profiterole_]

The generator was especially on crack this time! XDDD

[likecharity]

It seems to be! I think it's all the Narnia stuff, it's weirder than usual.

[starrlit_eyes]

Wow. This seriously made my day. I think I'm going to bookmark this and look at again when I'm in dire need of a good laugh. :D

Also, majority of this should be made into fic, just saying ;)
Especially this Oh my god, who else can imagine Will P. apologising constantly while kissing somebody. Because I can imagine it, and it would be insanely adorable :)

[likecharity]

:D I'm glad it made you laugh!

I think that does need to happen. He WOULD.

[queenofspades89]

Hahahahaha, I strongly desire to read Ben pouring wine between Georgie's legs. Or Anna's. I'm not really picky.

Additionally, more kink memes are never a bad idea!

[likecharity]

It seems kind of unsanitary, yet also sort of hot?? Maybe that's something to be prompted on a kink meme...

[lady_theta]

The world needs more Narnia kink. And I'm saying this because I desperately need Lucy/Caspian or Ben/Georgie fics. Really. I would take Edmund/Susan (or Skandar/Anna) as well.
....*cough*
DO IT FOR ASLAN!

[likecharity]

Hee! Okay. I think I'll put another one up after Christmas. :)

[moogle62]

Well these are ridiculously amazing. The Coke ones made me laugh more than is probably acceptable at gone eleven at night.

Ben doesn't exist.
Ben is scared of a bra.
The dark recesses of Georgie's nose.
What is the time on Georgie's hips?
Cock of a face lololol
no sleep/no going out/shipping everyone is also my life
why does Ben's dick have buttons?

Lol I can't believe how quickly I went from being totally 'eh' about Ben, to making gifspams of his neck, his jaw.
I haven't done this. Maybe I should? Is this a hint, generator? - YYY, I think you'll find that is a hint.

KINK MEME: also yes.

[likecharity]

Lol I'm glad they made you laugh bb. Your list made me realise how many of the REALLY weird ones are about Ben...even the generator knows he's the weirdest. ALSO HE DOESN'T EXIST, APPARENTLY.

I think I'm gonna do another kink meme after Christmas. :)