Comments | likeaglass: Fluffy!Snape crack!fic: Severus' Furry Little Problem.

likeaglass

Fluffy!Snape crack!fic: Severus' Furry Little Problem.

Dec 30, 2005 10:52

Title: Severus’ Furry Little Problem
Author: likeaglass
Status: Complete
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17 for language and come shots.
A/N: Okay, so I succumbed. I can't help it, I'm weak!
A/N 2: Harry's sixteen here, people, so I guess that's technically chan.

( One day, when Snape was a crotchety old man of thirty six, he awoke to find himself with an... unusual problem. )

fandom: harry potter, my fic: harry potter, pairing: harry/snape, my fic

Comments 49

regan_v December 30 2005, 16:29:39 UTC

But the strange conundrum of Snape’s ass haunted Harry all day . . . .They’re my special friends, you see, even though I fucking kill people and have a sodding filthy mouth.”

Pink and fluffy + foul-mouthed, IC Snape.

Fucking brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.

likeaglass December 30 2005, 16:38:32 UTC

I blame you for this, you realize?

Thanks, dear :)

melpemone December 30 2005, 16:29:57 UTC

::is in hysterics:: I totally have not laughed out loud at a fic in forever, but I think I just woke up the house. *g* Brilliant!

likeaglass December 30 2005, 16:39:13 UTC

Aw, thanks ♥

ziasudra_fic December 30 2005, 16:34:42 UTC

Hahahaha! I love how you clarify all your metaphorical remarks with explanations that those things couldn't *really* happen :D

likeaglass December 30 2005, 16:40:02 UTC

Thanks, sweetie :)

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likeaglass December 30 2005, 17:00:05 UTC

Dude, of course it does! This story is nothing if not sensible.

*is glomped and likes it*

exitsign December 30 2005, 17:28:06 UTC

“What the shit's wrong with my goddamn decor?” Snape demanded. “Just because I'm an ass doesn't mean I can't be a big girl, does it? Goddamn.” Snape stalked to his hot pink and green couch and sat down in a huff.

I seriously thought that I was going to DIE from oxygen deprivation at this point. Oh. My. Shit. But no! No. Then you do this:

“Shitting fucking goddamn!” he screamed as he came

The mental image just... saklkljsal;ksadjsalsadklj! !!! Ow. Ow, my ribs. I hate you. But I love you. That was fucking hilarious. You win my life. Here, have it. ::hands over::

likeaglass December 30 2005, 17:41:14 UTC

Mwahahaha! Fear my evil cracktastic genius!

I should have known you'd like this story, though, what with that filthy mouth you've got on you *loves*

PS - I was thinking of asking you for some music, since you so generously offered, but um. Your massive playlist, which has about 4 artists I've actually heard of, scares me. Any recs?