Like a breeze through the trees you can watch me blow. Wanna watch? EHEHEHEHE.

[lijahwood]

At this very moment, I am being pushed off the shelf and forced to post. I'm quite sure there is no one around to read my words, but my munthing has me in a half-nelson and as I mentioned, I am being forced to post. I was rather content, living in my quiet state of mind. Munthings suck balls, truly they do. You will be happy to know that I am

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[anonymous]

[ooooooooh, you love me, you know you do. you big eyed little shithead. you shouldn't be asking for PRESENTS. you should be demanding them for me, your beloved puppeteer. if it weren't for me, you'd still be collecting dust somewhere, moping. hand dom over and i'll leave you in peace. foreverrrrrrr foreverrrr foreverrrr. ok, i doubt that is true but hand him over anyway.]

[lijahwood]

GO
AWAY.

Dom's busy.

[geoffreyalan]

do i know you?

[lijahwood]

Yeeessssss....I am the ghost of Christmas paaaaaast. Buy me a pony. That's what you do for ghosts of Christmas past.

[geoffreyalan]

a pony. hm. must be you're small in stature if that's as big as you want to go for your equine pleasure.

[lijahwood]

Hey man, I'm big enough! Plus, I'm a STALLION...you can use your imagination on that one, Gaberooski. Ride, or be ridden. THAT is the question.

[orlisbloom]

I hope I'm on that Christmas list, little princess. Because I think I'm going to have to do the old bow on the head thing... unless you want another pet or something....

[lijahwood]

I want the old bow on the head thing AND I want another pet. And other things.

Who you callin little? I'm BIG. HUGE, in fact.

[orlisbloom]

Alright, you right me my own personal Elijah christmas list and I'll see what I can do.

You are little! *ruffles hair* it's cute. I almost want to pinch your cheeks but I won't because I like my testicles. *wink*