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lightrobber

Excerpts from a daily life of a lower-class worker

May 25, 2011 19:28

# Contemplating life while walking home from shameless book shopping, which I really shouldn't have done, but damn it, I've been wanting to read them and actually own some of them (some others I bought even though I didn't even know they existed before, but. Cheap. Interesting. Vampirates. IDK, man, I haven't read that one yet and I don't even know ( Read more... )

capslock is cruise control for west, back from the not-really-dead, i live in a banana kingdom, this is why we can't have nice things, can has a semblance of life somehow, i am a pathetic human being, + updates, lina fails at life extremely

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denshi_no_ultra May 25 2011, 21:11:41 UTC

You should have bought sausages - they taste a bit like meat, and are easy to cook! :D

Wow, I'll never look at avocados the same way now O____O

I totally lold at that letter, but that guy is such a creep! And how did he even get your e-mail? D:

lightrobber May 25 2011, 22:19:08 UTC

...you do know what sausages are made of? Soy, toilet paper, skin, joints, cut-offs, gelatin, and water. Why would I eat that?

Sorry, I suppose. It's just that. My mind is really fucking weird sometimes.

ikr? Hmmm, I suppose I never disabled my profile from the last year's attempt at online dating. Imagine how many profiles that fool must've gone through to dig up something at least a half year old. -.-

denshi_no_ultra May 26 2011, 20:28:32 UTC

Because they taste good and are easy to cook? XD

Lol, I was not eating avocados anyway, but now I never will :D

Wow, he sure was desperate... How pathetic.

lightrobber May 28 2011, 01:51:47 UTC

Sausage. Taste good. Something's not right here. :'D

Well. You're missing out, tbh.

Tell me about it. -.-

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acidicdemonmilk May 25 2011, 21:13:54 UTC

I enjoy avocado, but I never thought that they tasted meaty at all. How did you cook it?

If anyone has to put the phrase "it's not sexual" in something, it probably is in some way. Thats totally fucking skeevy.

lightrobber May 25 2011, 22:21:46 UTC

I didn't cook it. I ate it raw. ...wait, why would you even /need/ to cook it?

Yeah, like "stay with me in a hotel or apartment" isn't a dead giveaway. Pffft. What, they think that because half of my nation is blonde, we all have brains the same size as chicken's? Please.

acidicdemonmilk May 25 2011, 22:41:43 UTC

My mother grills them.

Why the hell would they even ask a translator for that? Why not, you
know, call an actual escort service?

lightrobber May 25 2011, 22:51:40 UTC

Hmmm, I guess that's why you don't notice the raw taste. My coworker raved about how great they are fresh in salad, so I wanted to try out her recipe. And now I have an avocado stone that looks like a murder victim.

I guess he just clicked on random profiles and sent out his letter en masse thinking maybe one fish will take the bait. Oh, I'm sure escort service will cost him more than 50 euros a day.

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lightrobber May 28 2011, 01:58:25 UTC

IDK MAN. On day two it seemed already okay.

I was pretty much torn up between throwing something and just banging my head against the first solid surface.

sphinxofthenile May 26 2011, 10:10:18 UTC

Egads. Reading these letters leaves me torn between feelings of bwuah and non-girlish giggles. You rock.

lightrobber May 28 2011, 01:59:31 UTC

TY. I felt like murder, tbh.