I like to weed, I think. It's sort of meditative - I can sit and cover my hands in dirt and touch green things and sing under my breath, and before I know it, three hours have passed
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This thing - **gestures unhelpfully** - that I'm supposed to do before college. It's like Health, but online, all about alcohol, and "only" three hours long. I get a hundred on the pretest, I tell it that I don't drink, and all it does is describe the fermentation process and tell me that sexual assault is always a crime.
I listened to the whole first chapter - they were trying so hard, and all - but then came Chapter Two. It said I could test out and/or opt out of parts of Chapter Two, and so I rejoiced and took their little test, tested out of half and opted out of the other half.
And then it played all of Chapter Two.
So I despaired and muted it, and switched back to it every now and then to press the button for the next section. *sigh*
But yes. Three hours is better than an actual whole class, I suppose.
omg i totally forgot that for like a second and LOOK I ASSAULTED SOMEONE. whoops.
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Wargh. I love you anyway?
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Three times.
And also I love you.
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quite
clearly
on
acid.
*headdesk* "Only" indeed. I know how you feel. Took Health online. Waste of time, but better than taking it for a whole freakin' semester.
And Lizzie... SEXUAL ASSAULT IS ALWAYS A CRIME REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT ASSAULTING SOMEONE.
Jeez.
Love you.
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I listened to the whole first chapter - they were trying so hard, and all - but then came Chapter Two. It said I could test out and/or opt out of parts of Chapter Two, and so I rejoiced and took their little test, tested out of half and opted out of the other half.
And then it played all of Chapter Two.
So I despaired and muted it, and switched back to it every now and then to press the button for the next section. *sigh*
But yes. Three hours is better than an actual whole class, I suppose.
omg i totally forgot that for like a second and LOOK I ASSAULTED SOMEONE. whoops.
And I love you.
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peace
~meredith
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And it totally is, but that's okay, 'cos I love you, too. ^^
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... Do I know you? Just, y'know, you seem pretty cool, and it would be utterly pathetic if I did know you and had forgotten about it or something.
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