Whump!bingo fic: Insanity (Gene/Sam, Green Cortina)

[xysabridde]

Title: Insanity
Rating: Green Cortina (allusions to happy times)
Word Count: 2,137
Notes: for the prompt 'black eye/bloodied nose'. I, er, got black eye in, but bloodied nose proved evasive- sorry! And this probably qualifies as crack, as well. Hehe.
Summary: Something is happening to Gene and Sam... could they be going insane?

Comments

[little_cello]

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I'M STILL LAUGHING HELP

THIS
THIS IS JUST

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Oh god, need to be coherrent. Right. Just, this fic. All the while I expected it to turn out to be something really creepy and scary (because I overlooked the "crack" tag because I'm tired ssshhhhh), AND THEN THAT PUNCHLINE. THAT. PUNCH. LINE. You, Xys, are a genius, hands down. Thank you for this amazing read, I'll be randomly giggling over this for the next few weeks. ♥

[xysabridde]

You have no idea how much I'm giggling now. xD

Glad you liked it!! Thank you so much <3

[dream_made_real]

BWAH!!

YES! BRILLIANT!

Loool, the idea of them flailing about the place, randomly getting licked and spliced, makes me laugh far more than it should. Fantastic idea! :DDD

[xysabridde]

I'm now drinking twice as much tea as I normally do xD Thank you so much!!

[dream_made_real]

Seriously, I just read this comment, and imagined (again) Gene's face after getting licked by a phantom tongue. 'Invisible tosser licking my head!' *cackle* Comedy gold, right there. :D

[edzel2]

That made me LOL Too! Really enjoyed it - and totally wasn't expecting the outcome!

[xysabridde]

Haha, glad you liked it! Thanks for commenting :)

[talkingtothesky]

This is great, Xys, thank you! :D The cardigan bit ♥

[xysabridde]

I couldn't resist. <33 Thanks hugely!

[fern_tree]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh god I needed some crack, and this is perfect <333333 I don't know how you manage to be both the master of whump and the master of crack at the same time, but you do XD <333333

And YES THE CARDIGAN!!!! <3333333333333 BUAHAHAHAHA :D

[xysabridde]

I am at your service. *attempts courtsey and falls over*

Thank youuuuuuu! You are far too bloody kind *blushing* <333333333