Minor tremours are better than major quakes.

[life_of_tom]

So I managed to get through a birthday without some great calamity happening for, ooh, the second year in a row

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[glenatron]

In fairness, busting the crotch of your trousers is certainly more flattering than popping the button off the belt or whatever.

I can imagine it being a bit worse if you were inclined towards special forces training though...

...

Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear.

[baddynono]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.