If I were, I wouldn't share with you, so don't ask. And I'm just pointing out that EVERYBODY criticizes now, doesn't mean that they're right. NO WAY. Just look at your eyes in that picture! You're going to give me nightmares!
Don't you wish you had the option to go and live with her too?
I'm serious, Robin. At least tell me if you are. I've had friends that are transexual, transvestite, gay and just plain weird. Don't think that you saying stuff like that is going to make me freak out, because it won't. ... Oh, okay.... NOT!
If you were serious you wouldn't be my Dad. I'd rather believe you're a clone gone wrong. But now women? Dad, I see a pattern there. Also, define "plain weird". Why do you love torturing me so much??
Maybe that explains the scary eyes? Yes, I have women friends as well! What pattern would that be? Do you remember the guy who liked to wear cow print when you were 9? Because you've been torturing me for 15 years.
At least the making you an idiot part of the cloning went well. I dunno, now I'm starting to wonder if all those dates were actually men. ... The one that liked to put his ice cream in the microwave before eating it? I'm sure you tortured me before I was born.
No, I don't. I'm an innocent girl and you can't prove me wrong.
Says you. Wonder all you want. Are you going to wonder about your mom as well? Yeah, that's the one. I sang to you and read you stories before you were born.
No, I can't but if you don't know you're a bigger idiot than me.
Prove that you're not an idiot then. Mom was a one in a lifetime thing. I know how you like trying anything at least once. ... Okay, yeah, I was happier when that guy was blocked out of my memory. .... You probably babbled unproper things too...
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Yeah, you totally are. Between your naps, maybe? And only if you take your medicine.
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... Maybe you should go back to your mom.
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Don't you wish you had the option to go and live with her too?
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What?
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Why did you do that?
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What?
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Say that about your mom.
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What's wrong with that?
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... You already know the answer.
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No, I don't. I'm an innocent girl and you can't prove me wrong.
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No, I can't but if you don't know you're a bigger idiot than me.
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.... Can't you just be over it already?
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