IC: Crazy-statue

[lietmeupinside]

[A certain Baltic nation has barricaded himself in the closet. He is sitting in the corner about now, and may or may not be talking to himself. In Latin.]

Comments

[n_ittowinit]

[sitting down next to the closet door]

Lithuania?

[n_ittowinit]

Kagura, do you think you could force him to come out? Something is really wrong... I don't want him to hurt himself.

[soulbondage]

I think so. We'd have to be careful not to hurt him, though. Is that door locked?

[TRYING THE DOOR]

[lietmeupinside]

[Not locked. It gives about two finger widths before getting caught on something.]

A wolf does not bite a wolf.

[n_ittowinit]

I'd be happy just to see him eat. But I think the people who've been acting strange may be dangerous as well.

[soulbondage]

[trying to peer in and figure wtf is blocking that door]

Ah... so what should we do? Is it better to bring him food and leave him, or...?

[lietmeupinside]

[THUD.]

[That would be one of Poland's shoes hitting the door, just as soon as you're close enough to look inside.]

The work hangs interrupted!

[n_ittowinit]

I don't like being right about this.

[getting close to the door] Liet... you know me, I don't have the strength to hurt you or anyone else. Will you let me in? Kagura won't follow me.

[soulbondage]

[hand on Near's shoulder]

Near-kun... only if you're sure he doesn't have anything sharp or dangerous, okay?

[lietmeupinside]

[Thud. Thud. THUD.]

Goodwill decided by compressed thumb!

[n_ittowinit]

Liet, wouldn't it be more effective to throw things at us when you actually have a chance of hitting us?

[soulbondage]

[if he comes out I am ninja-ing him for his own good :|b ]

[lietmeupinside]

[...nuh-uh. So not moving.]

[n_ittowinit]

Eventually he will have to come out. I'm sure he's hungry. And there isn't a bathroom in the closet.

Liet. If you can wait, I can wait.

[soulbondage]

What about the door? Can't we take it down?

[lietmeupinside]

[Settling more determinedly into the nest. >( ]