Scottish Pipes
Title: Scottish Pipes
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Characters: Kirk/Scotty
Word Count: 224
Summary: Written to this prompt: WE ALMOST DIED sex -- Kirk/anybody!
It had been a long day. A very long day. A day in which Jim had almost died. So, of course, he decided to end it with some 'thank god we're still alive sex.' Unfortunately, the not dying bit of the day actually involved saving what amounted to a small army of civilians and that lead to overcrowding and even the captain wasn't immune from having to double up room wise, so that sex? He wasn't exactly sure where it could take place.
Luckily enough for him, he had a miracle worker for a chief engineer. And the Enterprise had big pipes. Really big pipes. Big enough for two full grown men to go at it like, well, they had just cheated death.
"You're a genius," Jim breathed, catching Scotty's leg and hoisting it higher on his hip.
The smaller man laughed. "Tell me something I don't know, man."
Jim paused, pulled back slightly and glanced up. "I've never had sex in a pipe before."
"Well then, you've never lived, have you?"
Jim snorted and thought for half a moment about making some sort of comment about big pipes and body parts, something about being hilt deep in some of the finest pipes Scotland had ever produced, but then Scotty did that thing with his mouth and Jim lost his train of thought completely.
Fun Fact: This was the very first thing I wrote for the Star Trek fandom. I wrote it from cymbalism219 because she's the best.
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Characters: Kirk/Scotty
Word Count: 224
Summary: Written to this prompt: WE ALMOST DIED sex -- Kirk/anybody!
It had been a long day. A very long day. A day in which Jim had almost died. So, of course, he decided to end it with some 'thank god we're still alive sex.' Unfortunately, the not dying bit of the day actually involved saving what amounted to a small army of civilians and that lead to overcrowding and even the captain wasn't immune from having to double up room wise, so that sex? He wasn't exactly sure where it could take place.
Luckily enough for him, he had a miracle worker for a chief engineer. And the Enterprise had big pipes. Really big pipes. Big enough for two full grown men to go at it like, well, they had just cheated death.
"You're a genius," Jim breathed, catching Scotty's leg and hoisting it higher on his hip.
The smaller man laughed. "Tell me something I don't know, man."
Jim paused, pulled back slightly and glanced up. "I've never had sex in a pipe before."
"Well then, you've never lived, have you?"
Jim snorted and thought for half a moment about making some sort of comment about big pipes and body parts, something about being hilt deep in some of the finest pipes Scotland had ever produced, but then Scotty did that thing with his mouth and Jim lost his train of thought completely.
Fun Fact: This was the very first thing I wrote for the Star Trek fandom. I wrote it from cymbalism219 because she's the best.