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Jan 03, 2009 20:46

Okay, I’m either in someone else’s vital region, or those riots in Baltimore were worse than I thought.

Uh. Guys? England? Japan? Anyone? Jeez, this place looks more desolate than Ru-

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OH MY GOD DID RUSSIA ACTUALLY BOMB ME?!

But… But I did the drills! I got under the desks! I was safe from nuclear war! Oh c’mon, just because we made you take those ( Read more... )

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Voice; baihuzu January 4 2009, 04:26:13 UTC

I don't think you're being bombed at all, especially not by Russia.

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 4 2009, 04:49:01 UTC

I wouldn't put it past him. I know now that I'm in a dead nation's territory, but I'm sure he's still waiting for his chance to annihilate me. But I'll be ready! When the time comes, I will FIGHT with NATO's help!

Voice; baihuzu January 4 2009, 04:55:34 UTC

Hey, I thought people usually referred to Russia with feminine pronouns. Did I hear wrong?

Hey, hey, chill. He may not even be here. This is an entirely different world!

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 4 2009, 05:06:43 UTC

Who in their right minds would do that?! Russia's definitely male. You might be thinking of his sister, Belarus.

I can never let my guard down when it comes to him.

Voice; baihuzu January 4 2009, 05:14:32 UTC

I think I just got really confused...

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 4 2009, 05:29:14 UTC

It's okay, I've got medication for that!

Voice; baihuzu January 4 2009, 05:40:15 UTC

Is that even possible?

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 4 2009, 06:04:41 UTC

Of course! I've got all sorts of medications! One of them has to work, right?

And if all else fails: shock therapy!

Voice; baihuzu January 4 2009, 06:21:17 UTC

I think that'll make everything worse.

Herbs work better than medication, anyway.

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 5 2009, 03:19:35 UTC

Nonsense! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I discovered penicillin!

What, like oregano?

Voice; baihuzu January 5 2009, 03:38:40 UTC

Herbs used in traditional Chinese remedies. Not like the stuff you put in food.

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 5 2009, 04:08:50 UTC

It's no shock therapy but why not? People love buying Chinese things! Oh, can they came with fortune cookies?

Voice; baihuzu January 5 2009, 04:16:45 UTC

I guess they could... but aren't fortune cookies made in America?

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 5 2009, 05:05:24 UTC

But they're made by Chinese immigrants, so by extention is technically Chinese food.

Voice; baihuzu January 5 2009, 05:17:12 UTC

They're not that great-tasting, though.

Voice; libertyfuckyeah January 5 2009, 06:58:15 UTC

Yeah, I know it's a pretty pathetic cookie, but it's still a cookie. And still sugary and tasty!

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