Top 100 Crazy-Ass Fundie Quotes

[luna_k]

Saw this on the front page of del.icio.us. No idea if these are real or not, but they've all got links to the original discussions, so... who knows.

Some of the quotes are sad, like

Comments

[kimbari]

re: fundies. I only pay attention when grammar, punctuation, and spelling are somewhere in the area of correct. The second criterion is they have to make sense. Neither of these quotes fall into those two categories.

It's the rational ones *I'm* afraid of.

[hversu]

Top quote: sad.

Bottom quote: fun.
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
If Christianity is the one true religion, then how come babies aren't born carrying bibles?
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
Even lunatics can spew hateful propaganda, so why do you still believe them?
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
Do you really not believe science? It says we were not created in seven days. Also, rational thinking quite frequently includes the added bonus of "punctuation".
4.how come we cant speak monkey
I thought that's what you were speaking.

[witch_wolf]

SCARY -- That's all I got to say.

[leezechka]

Man that i a sad bunch of stupid.

I love: how come we cant speak monkey

My answer: Because we evolved from APES.

[tiamet]

oh my dear sweet dog.... I can't even read them. I had to stop after half a page. I really hope they are fake.