On the environment and food safety

[thisficklemob]

I've got good news, I've got bad news...and I've got batshit craziness.

The good: Supreme Court to EPA: "Yes, you do have the authority to regulate greenhouse gases. You might wanna do that, or come up with better reasons not to. (Dumbasses.)"

The court ruled 5 to 4 that the Environmental Protection Agency violated the Clean Air Act by

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[patrickdean]

BUT THAT FUCKING ANT JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THAT PEANUT BUTTER! WATCH THAT FILM AGAIN! OH MY FUCK! THAT PEANUT BUTTER JUST MADE AN ANT!

[thisficklemob]

Yeah, seeing ants crawl out of your newly-opened peanut butter jar would be a red flag that they should stop dropping acid... if the rest of the video wasn't already.

[cheesygirl]

The Peanut Butter argument made my brain hurt from teh sheer volume of WTF?!itude. Ow. Ow ow ow ow.

[thisficklemob]

*passes icepack*

[fujiidom]

WTF WAS THAT? And what is their obsession with breakfast condiments?

[thisficklemob]

Those were the Creationists. ph33r their 133t un-logic.

You know, people have a Constitutionally protected right to be completely whackjobs... I just worry that they're subverting the American educational system to make more of themselves.

[asaresquares]

Oh. MAN.

<--- I feel that fully conveys all of my thoughts on "new life" coming out of peanut butter.

[thisficklemob]

Personally, I'd add, "Put down the bong," but yeah, that'll do. :)