Comments | liberalrage: I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Man!

luna_k in liberalrage

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Man!

Nov 03, 2006 18:07

It was just a massage! And yeah, I bought meth from the hooker, but I didn't SMOKE IT or anything!!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING OCCURED!!11!!!

*laughs gleefully* Oh, this is like my birthday and Christmas rolled into one. AmericaBlog walks us thru the whole saga.

Let's walk through what we now know, and don't know, at this point ( Read more... )

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thisficklemob November 3 2006, 23:16:15 UTC

Jinx!

I was gonna ask about a happy ending too, but it seemed awfully obvious, and I was scurrying to post. *g*

luna_k November 3 2006, 23:20:43 UTC

There's really no end to the painfully obvious jokes with this scandal, are there? ;)

thisficklemob November 3 2006, 23:31:52 UTC

Not on any known maps, no. And it's so much better that they lie, and then admit more, gradually. It spreads the joy out for days and days. It's like Hannukah. *g*

That WaPo headline and sub-headline are love, though.

Church Leader Admits Buying Drug and Getting Massage From Gay Escort
Evangelical Pastor Says He Did Not Have Sex and Did Not Use Methamphetamine

*snort*

luna_k November 3 2006, 23:35:27 UTC

And it's so much better that they lie, and then admit more, gradually. It spreads the joy out for days and days.

It's AWESOME. Like Towleroad said, "He also told reporters that he received a massage from Jones but never had sex.

Funny, yesterday he didn't know Mike Jones. If the story continues to evolve like this, by next week he'll have had that collegiate orgy he's been fantasizing about."

That WaPo headline and sub-headline are love, though.

I know, right? It's like, the best sub-headline ever.

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wickedprincess3 November 4 2006, 02:19:22 UTC

God, this is the best gay republican sex scandal since the last one. Plus, this one has drugs. Drugs make it better.

The next one's gonna have to have like whips and chains or something. COME ON.

thisficklemob November 4 2006, 02:25:39 UTC

Heehee.

Didn't we already have that one? Jeri Ryan's ex-husband?

Next one's gotta have... I dunno... a love triangle and murder for hire or something. *g*

harpie84 November 4 2006, 03:01:18 UTC

What amuses us in Colorado - Cheney is in town TODAY, in Colorado Springs at a campaign rally for the Rethug running for Congress to replace the only ethical Rethug in Congress, Joel Hefley.

Bush is in Greeley (north of Denver) tonight to rally the faithful for Marilyn Musgrave, the most despicable woman I've ever met, and who thinks that gay marriage is the most important issue in this country.

To have this Haggard thing blow up this week is the sweetest schaden I've ever seen. Haggard has been one of the leaders in the fight to put a definition of marriage in the state constitution and to fight a proposal on domestic partnerships.

Sweet, sweet, schaden, how I love thee!

Ted Haggard anonymous November 6 2006, 04:02:43 UTC

I'm gay and this is DEFINITELY one for us. Sure, Mike is a hustler and masseur, so are straight women, and here in Atlanta there are "straight" massage parlors on every corner and the police allow and become blind to it all. Yet, they CONSTANTLY raid gay bars and harass gay men ( ... )