Comments | liberalrage: Ew, Ew, EEEEEEEWWWW!

luna_k in liberalrage

Ew, Ew, EEEEEEEWWWW!

Apr 20, 2006 06:44

From Hullabaloo and my favorite Godless Liberal, Pharyngula.
I can't do it anymore. I can't possibly keep up with the competition, who are willing to sink to sick, perverse depths to which the real porn kings and queens willingly immerse themselves. And they're so close to me - just a few miles to the west, across that state line ( Read more... )

feminism, sex, conservative fuckheads

Comments 13

wickedprincess3 April 20 2006, 13:28:05 UTC

OK? Raise them to be independent and thoughtful and informed and able to make their own decisions, and then just trust them.

But that's the point, Luna! If we let these girls believe that they can think for themselves and are able to control their own lives, next they'll want to vote and be paid equal wages and wear PANTS. Next will be anarchy.

*stab stab stab*

ladyoneill April 20 2006, 14:27:28 UTC

Forget Kansas - what's the matter with South Dakota?

Yes, thank you!

*g*

I'm deeply disturbed by little girls even knowing what the hell purity this pledge is going on about. How can they pledge something they don't understand?

dualbunny April 20 2006, 16:33:25 UTC

I look at maps now, and all I can think is "from beneath you it devours".

::is scared::

thisficklemob April 20 2006, 19:05:21 UTC

::snort::

This pledge, aside the extreme extra creepiness factor, reminds me of the D.A.R.E. promises kids were supposed to make in sixth grade. First they spent a few years trying to scare kids out of using drugs, then they make them promise not to while they're still young and impressionable. That's clearly the logic by bringing seven-year-olds to this dance thing, but damn. Talk about a way to give a kid a complex. Many of them will probably still have premarital sex, but all of them are likely to be fucked up in the head, no pun intended, for life.

What I find most disturbing is the part of the pledge that's silent, but assumed: "... and punish me like the filthy, filthy whore I am if I break my word."

txvoodoo April 20 2006, 20:30:55 UTC

I really can't express how incredibly OOGY that is. It's like Rev. Joe Simpson discussing Jessica's DD boobs.

You know, the biggest advertisements for these types of things failing? Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears. Both were gonna stay "pure" - Jess did, and now she's like "WHEE! I'M FREE! LEMME DO ALL THE FUCKING I DIDN'T DO BEFORE!" So it's ok to fuck around after you've given the gift away?