Don't It Turn My Red State Blue?

Apr 17, 2006 01:32

I swear, I read this 30 times before I realized the title was NOT Pink is the New Blog but in fact "Pink is the New Red". Stupid brain!
It seems that only yesterday American politics appeared to have found its true colors: Republican Red and Democratic Blue, the visual shorthand for an electorate that most thought had become immutably divided by ( Read more... )

elections:2006, president asshat, red states

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maggiesox April 17 2006, 05:38:40 UTC
I will pay good money to burn the fucking red/blue maps. Period end.

PS: See my last post (although I hate it when people do this) because you OMG NEED to read the hilarity of the linked article.

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luna_k April 17 2006, 05:45:11 UTC
I hate the red/blue maps with all my heart. It's such bullshit - it's never been about entire states, but rural-urban or whatever. Plus, it's annoying that people think all those big square flyover states count so much, when there's more actual people in a single Brooklyn neighborhood than in all of South Dakota.

GRRRR.

because you OMG NEED to read the hilarity of the linked article.

Holy crap, that is that guy fucking insane? "Can a Christian be a liberal? Short answer: no."

Here's my short answer: Jesus WAS A LIBERAL, you fucking retard!

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maggiesox April 17 2006, 05:49:14 UTC
I'd like to refer him to the Godless Liberals named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. Heathens writing about taking care of the poor and shit.

GOD. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? It's like we shouldn't take everything in the Old Testament SERIOUSLY. Freaking hippies. Next they're going to tell me I'm supposed to love my neighbor like myself or something. Damn Communists.

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luna_k April 17 2006, 05:48:24 UTC
Also?

2. Secularism to be continually mainlined into our public school system. Thanks to rabid, vapid secularism, our public schools and universities would rather you be a Rocky Horror super freak than a Christian.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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jerrymcl89 April 17 2006, 16:15:19 UTC
Of course, disapproving of Bush is not automatically the same as voting against him - I'd be interested to see how a Bush-Kerry race would poll right now. I would guess it would show Kerry winning, due to the massive unpopularity of the GOP in Ohio, but I'm not sure how many other Bush states he'd pick up.

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