i think if me and juan had two computers we would talk to each other on aim like bunch of retardos. i wish the tv could give hugs and cuddle and serve liquor, i would never leave the house.

DEAR SHEILA I JUST ADDED YOU BECAUSE I AM A RETARD.

dear people moving and/or people going away for the summer ( Read more... )

dear danzig, why were you so hot? and why arent you hot anymore ( Read more... )

this is an excerpt from about august 30th i think ( Read more... )

dear family, why are you so weird? why is my mom telling me she burned off half of her hair because my sister cursed at her, hahahaha i cant even type that without laughing. i'm starting to believe her though because the scent of burnt hair is starting to travel downstairs, i might just be imagining that, i hope i am. hahahaha groooooooosssssssss ( Read more... )

yesterday i drank something called rasberry sparkletini which really didnt need tini added to the end, because it was noting tini like. it tasted like sparks light, but then i drank sparks light and it tasted like flinstone vitamins. and then i got beat up by wilfredo the cat.who looks like the "FUCKING JUMP" cat but in kitten form. iiii am so ( Read more... )

my blowdryer blew up and my head is half soaked, WHAT DO I DO?! how will i ever achieve the volume i know and love with no blow dryer, SHDFKGHJDHJGKDHFG FUCK I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE WASHED MYH AIR TODAY.

hmm m done house sitting thank god, lots of hair cutting, thank god. also come to this:

theodore grimm, some other bands, at cedar grove high school on friday at 7:30 pm, hopefully i will be selling cds and stickers maybe hahaha BUT ANYWAY COME

best of the year ( Read more... )

sam paul is #1 in my book mostly because she guided me around the city, she not only picked me up at port authority but also dropped me off directly in front of my bus, and for this she is #1 and one of the loves of my life. i got a new phone and it is nifty. i got lots of new things also. hmmmm christmas got an A in my book, in all aspects. ummm i ( Read more... )