Fortune Cookie Wisdom

[liandriel]

I get the most screwed up fortune cookie fortunes. Even adding the obligatory, "... in bed," to the end usually doesn't help. Sometimes it makes them much, much worse. For instance, a few weeks ago, I got:

Handsome is that handsome dose.
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Comments

[bsmknight]

heh, I did not even know about the "in bed" part till about 3 years ago. I normally get decent ones. If they are funny or meaningful enough, I stick them on my fridge.

[popfiend]

If you add "in bed" to the last 2 it's a compliment and a promise.

:D

[3fgburner]

Can't remember where, but somewhere on Teh Intarwebz in the past day or so, I ran into an amusing notion: leaf randomly through a Protestant hymnal, and add "in bed" to the titles. For instance, "Sheep may safely graze... in bed".

[finland_serf]

...in bed?