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Silent Melody Chapter 1

Jun 07, 2013 00:32

Silent Melody

Chapter 1.) - in which heads are blown
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"You know, I'm getting really sick of being shot at." Reno grumbled indignantly. He was sitting around a table with the other three Turks, attempting to drink an entire bottle of vodka and smoke an entire pack of cigarettes at the same time.

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silent melody

Comments 16

anonymous June 7 2013, 17:22:19 UTC

Its like reading Shinra High/Soldier for the first time, only on steroids. Bile inducing, yet strangely compelling, this is chain train-wreck that keeps on giving (virtual AIDS, lues, tuberculosis and bad case of brain bleach abuse)
Also, I'm amazed that Slave never encountered the word proofreading during her many thesaurus rapes, or gained simple common sense, to stop herself and say: ''Boy this is stupid.''

anonymous June 8 2013, 04:43:28 UTC

It's nice to see that Sephirothslave had really grown and developed as an author.

braver June 8 2013, 07:24:19 UTC

Elena. A bimbo. Riiiiiiiiight.

I can only assume that Slave watched AC like how she played VII -- with her eyes closed and one hand down her pants at every mention of Sephiroth.

...Now I'm morbidly curious to see her attempt to write a "novelization" about the events in VII. Thank god it'll never happen though.

lian_hua June 8 2013, 07:28:25 UTC

1. A very accurate description of everything FFVII-related that she does.

2. God, no.

braver June 9 2013, 01:54:54 UTC

That dumb jock Cloud made eye contact with Sephiroth.

Sephiroth looked back at him with an icy stare and hissed, "You stupid preps will never understand my pain! I have lost my one true love Julia! I can't live on my own without her so I must let this demoness thingy Jenova that is my mother possess and control my every action!"

Sephiroth looked down at the floor, a single tear rolling down his angelic cheek. "Oh Julia-san! Watashi wa okama-jin desu!"

Cloud and Tifa glanced at each other and shrugged.

Yuffie bounced up from behind Sephiroth and bonked him on the head. "Cheer up, Seph!" she exclaimed, "I can take you shopping to make you feel better!"

"There will be RECTIFICATION for this!" screamed Sephiroth in a hissy way.

lian_hua June 9 2013, 06:53:22 UTC

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Thread 6

ryushikaze June 10 2013, 14:56:50 UTC

Canonically, the events of FF7 take place over the course of two pretty hectic months.

Juliaverse? Who the fuck knows.

As for the Remnants, their 'ages' are the ages that the people who originally owned those faces were at before they died and their likenesses were used to create the remnants, IIRC.

beacon80 June 20 2013, 20:31:41 UTC

"…Do you suppose someone should fill the idiot in?" Rude asked, pushing his sunglasses up on his nose.
Okay, for the moment, let's assume JPT is real and Tseng knows that Sephiroth is just the victim. Why wouldn't he have told Elena during FF7? I mean, they were tasked with taking down Sephiroth, you'd think he'd want everyone working for him to know that, despite orders, he didn't want Sephiroth dead.

The bitch is possessing them…and once we destroy her…
Then why didn't you? You've apparently been letting the clones take pot shots at you for a while now, so why are you only now actually going to destroy what's left of Jenova.
Hell, given what you've seen Jenova do to your beloved foster sister*, why didn't you blow it up two years ago? Especially since apparently all it takes to get Rufus to change his mind is to yell at him.

* I never did finish that count. I'll get around to it, I swear!

Obviously. Tseng, what's gonna happen if we do destroy Jenova? We've still got AVALANCHE meddling in everything…Okay, even if AVALANCHE still ( ... )

lian_hua June 20 2013, 20:49:32 UTC

Three, actually. She says there were eight years between Nibelheim and Sephiroth summoning the meteor, so that's not including the two years between VII and AC.

I think she's counting the two years that passed between the original game and Advent Children, but she's the master of Came Out Wrong and didn't realize that she made it sound like eight years passed between Nibelheim and Meteor instead of Nibelheim and Advent Children. I think.

lian_hua June 23 2013, 02:25:50 UTC

Okay, for the moment, let's assume JPT is real and Tseng knows that Sephiroth is just the victim. Why wouldn't he have told Elena during FF7? I mean, they were tasked with taking down Sephiroth, you'd think he'd want everyone working for him to know that, despite orders, he didn't want Sephiroth dead.That's a good point. It adds on to what we mentioned about Elena being a former student. Slave doesn't seem to realize that she has already established relationships between Elena, Tseng, Rude and Reno as characters. Yet she tosses that all out the door in favor of her petty authorial bullshit, and we're expected to NOT question why Tseng is picking on a former student who was never as horribly hysterical as she is being now? Or whay made Rude and Reno hate someone they were originally completely indifferent to ( ... )