CHRISTMAS SHENANIGANS - spam post!

[first_scorned]

[ ... So, how it ended up this way? UNIMPORTANT.

What is important is this

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BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE.

[first_scorned]

[ Because Naoya is not expecting Break in his basement. ... Duh. Or in his chimney or whatever the case may be.

... This is just for him and Break to be a comedy duo themselves.]

[charientisms]

[But in his basement is where he currently is. Currently.

And rummaging through things. And amused. And then he is waltzing up the stairs, box in his arms. Better than a barrel. There are Christmas things in this box.]

Mister Nao~ya~! I appear to have found a fake tree! Whatever would you use such a thing for?

[A thoughtful hum.]

Perhaps to pretend as though you care about real ones?

[first_scorned]

[ SKGJDKJFHGG WHY ARE YOU IN HIS BASEMENT--what how did he... give him a moment to compose himself and ponder this box full of mysteries stare. ]

The tree is a ridiculous tradition. I don't plan on anything with it, believe me.

[charientisms]

[BECAUSE IT IS FUN. Allow him to help with those mysteries. By lifting the box up and allowing everything in it to rattle before...Dropping it unceremoniously to the floor.

Thump! Rattle. Crash.]

Then you do not like trees?

PARTY STUFF

[first_scorned]

[ Yep. Go nuts here; mingle thread. Arrival of the others after Break, etc., be they from this world or not.

Yes, in Naoya's apartment. Don't worry, MC and him have been busy baking cookies and being generally good will and all that.

They weren't expecting visitors, so consider this the beginning of that too. ]

[foreverejected]

Wow, nice place!

[And Oz is going to have a look around Naoya's apartment. Privacy, what is that?]

[first_scorned]

Let me guess. You came here with Xerxes.

[ He's past using the honorifics by now :| he's too annoyed with Break by this point. Naoya just... frowns. ]

[foreverejected]

Well, Break's usually fine on his own, though. I just thought I'd tag along.

[A cheerful smile as he studies whatever pictures Naoya has.]

BAKING \o/

[first_scorned]

[ BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE OVER HIS STOVE, Y/NY? ]

[informahoge]

[Gonna be over here... eating cookies, yep. Nom, there goes the head of a gingerbread man.]

[charientisms]

[And then he is waltzing through the kitchen--

Oh wait.

Lolol.]

My, my. Even the Duke with odd hair is here.

[informahoge]

[|:]

Hatter.

[Hey, he might have eaten a chunk out of the head of a new gingerbread man. The chunk containing the left eye, of course.]

DECORATING THE TREEEEE

[first_scorned]

[ Because we know you wanna do it. DRAG OUT THE ORNAMENTS FROM HIS BASEMENT Break! ]

[suppressedtime]

[The young miss found the tinsel!

... but didn't realize how long it was and as she spun to get it all out of the box, it began to gather at her feet.

So now Sharon has a pool of tinsel at her heels and is trying to get out of the mess- ... gracefully, of course. She prays that no one noticed.]

[charientisms]

[...snerk.]

It suits you, my Lady.

[suppressedtime]

[:|]

And you fail to suit your place at this time, Break. Is it not your duty to serve me? I would appreciate some assistance, if you please.

[They both know it's not a request.]

DRINKING CONTEST, GO

[notakaraokebar]

[If asked, he does not know. He is just pouring the drinks, okay.

...which he seems to be doing a lot of.

Oh well. Have a shot.]

[charientisms]

Are you capable of even holding your alcohol, Mister Naoya? Your build is rather...slight.

[/taunt taunt]

[first_scorned]

[ FGKLDFJH WHAT. He was about to wonder why Gin was here, but oh well, after all this Christmas Hell, he needs a drink. ]

Are you sure you won't fall apart, Xerxes-san? You seem to be rather skewed already, I dare not imagine what a bit of alcohol would do.

[trolling_nao]

Eh, you're both lightweights.

[Excuse Loki for randomly appearing at the bar. He wants something stronger than wine, kthx.]