Comments | lexxiescott: my brain hurts now

lexxiescott

my brain hurts now

Mar 14, 2012 00:23

the latest "great idea" from work is mandatory state safety training. so they signed up with a state online company to give us the training and we have to learn about every single bloody thing that is on there. this includes how to handle hazardous chemicals. i don't think we have anything stronger than industrial cleaner....no, wait, i tell a lie ( Read more... )

work, randomness

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perkyandproud March 14 2012, 07:28:07 UTC

Now, now, if they reassure the paperwork, doesn't that imply that they assured it to begin with? Maybe then meant that the managers will insure the paperwork...you know, just in case it were to meet with an untimely accident or something...involving dangerous chemicals, infected employees and electical equipment!

Oo, sounds like the plot to a zombie story! LOL!

*hugs you a lot*

lexxiescott March 14 2012, 07:30:38 UTC

*points at icon* this is me through all the training but fire extinguishers, and even then i had to *facepaw* when they said "know where all fire extinguishers are and be able to identify them."
uhm, they're usually red with a hose, dial and nozzle? lol, that sounds like a bad line-up. "can you identify the extinguisher that mugged you?"
"no, i didn't get a look at his dial, but he wasn't red. and his hose didn't seem right."

okay, i think i need to stop now. it's been a "in a mood" day.

*hugs*

perkyandproud March 14 2012, 08:12:57 UTC

Around these here parts there is usually a large red arrow point to them that says, "Fire." Which is rather misleading, but does draw your attention to them...for about the first couple of months, then they fade into the background. Perhaps they should change the color every once in a while to see if anyone notices?

Oo, if he wasn't red and his hose wasn't right, maybe he was a different kind of extinguisher! Like...a candle snuffer! Or, an Earth Extinguisher! (Wind? Water? Heart? Wait, no they frown on that...)

lexxiescott March 14 2012, 08:43:59 UTC

yeah, yeah i think i have seen one of those arrows, now that you mention it. and i should know this because we have one right outside our door. my bet is that no one would notice if you changed the colors unless it was to something like neon green with magenta poka-dots, and even then, given the level of drunk for any one of our customers, that's iffy at best.

lol. have i ever commented how much i appreciate your level of insane and how you seem to understand my own?

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