Comments | lexica510: Feminine hygiene: doing it wrong and doing it right

lexica510

Feminine hygiene: doing it wrong and doing it right

Jul 29, 2008 17:48

Thanks [?] to Jezebel, I just became aware of the latest completely unnecessary, girl-parts-are-icky invention.

( And they've got cute little flowers! )

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spiritualmonkey July 30 2008, 16:52:07 UTC

As a man who lives by the creed Cunnilingus makes a man strong, wise, and live longer, Sweet Spot Labs 0wnz.

The portable wipes are awesome. Because sometimes a couple find themselves in an otherwise secluded place, suddenly a little impromptu cunnilingus feels appropriate, wipety-wipe, and *BAM* Snack-time!

Srsly, ladies. This stuff is tha' shizzle. Stop perfuming your intimates and buying into the "girl bits are nasty" propaganda. Try keeping them normal and healthy instead. The results are delicious!

Plus, at that point your man has NO EXCUSE not to go down on you and if he still won't, you can dump him now and find someone interested in more than his own satisfaction rather than waste your time thinking Mr Sure-I'd-Love-A-Blowjob-But-I-Don't-Eat-Pussy will somehow come around. Fuck that noise.

Just wrote a comment then realized I misread a bit of it... judgejudymortis July 30 2008, 17:01:13 UTC

Thank god for something that is considerate and does not mess with PH.

Nice last line, P. LOL.

dottie_dear August 18 2008, 17:53:39 UTC

You've definitely got me thinking! I'm not in love with some of the ingredients (I'm one of the inheritors of wicked-sensitive skin, etc.), but the concept is fabulous! I think I can mix up my own version with stuff I know my body likes and see what happens!

Appropos of Ph ... did you know you can make your own litmus paper with a red cabbage and coffee filters? (It's good being married to someone who teaches people to teach science!) http://www.ipse.psu.edu/activities/paper/red_cabbage.pdf

morrisa August 18 2008, 23:14:19 UTC

cunnilingus is next to godilingus, I always say.

yay happy washes icedaemoness August 19 2008, 00:37:27 UTC

Here's my comment:

Intimate wash = WIN
as someone who has to spend all day in sweaty dance clothes, I found this to be a lifesaver.

However; sweetspot seems to be selling for... $12 for one little bottle...

And Walgreens has this for $4:
http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=301839&navAction=jump&navCount=0&skuid=sku3446775&id=prod3447932

I love it (and no, it doesn't leave you smelling like "delicate blossom" or whatever the fuck; the scent is gone once you rinse.
But man; it helps with happy balance on the external bits; especially awesome for post-sex quick wash.