Things that sound dirty that aren't

[lexica510]

"Trimming the mint patch." (It was about gardening.)

"I'm warming my nuts." (He's making pesto. With pine nuts.)

This is, of course, all xtingu's fault.

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[unknownbinaries]

On the phone with wolven earlier:

"Ok, dear, I've got to go flip the chicken."
"...You know that always sounds vaguely filthy?"

[xtingu]

Bwahahahaha! I love these! I especially love "Trimming the mint patch."

I had one yesterday (forgot to post it, thanks for the reminder): "...you can just slide on into my trailer." Not fabulous, but still kinda dirty.

Wheeeee!

[merle_]

We play FIFA on the Xbox at work sometimes. In our office chat room, I typed "okay, I'm headed into the game room and will kick your balls" (implying soccer tackling, but my hands were faster than my brain at that time of day).

I was not certain how to recover from that.

[cartman94501]

There's a guy at work who always keeps a big jar of pistachios on his desk for public consumption. I enjoy eating Larry's salty, flavorful nuts. :-)