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[lewisateclark]

Everybody should just get pissy and moan all day long. That sounds easy enough, huh? Stupid fucking text-based bullshit turning people into enemies when there is no need.

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[ksofm]

Hey man, fuck you.

No, seriously. I agree-- nothing that goes on online should have any real effect on the real world, ideally.

Come to Tuscaloosa (since you'll get abducted and forced into sex slavery if you Come to the Dominican Republic).

[lewisateclark]

I'm glad you agree but my pimp in djibouti might have something to say about a second job.

[omnedai]

OK, DOCTAR FIL. THX 4 TEH INFO. LAMER!!1

[lewisateclark]

ok zero cool. how is lord nikon doing these days? has he trimmed up those dreads yet?

[omnedai]

he got shot, dude. he's dead. he was stealing 95 boot floppies out of a dumpster behind a kinko's and the security guard just lit him up. it was terrifying. i was driving the getaway skateboard, that's how i know this.

[moonwort83]

indeed.
back in the good 'ol days, profs. used to just determine when you were at a BA/MA/PHD level. that's what i want.

[lewisateclark]

hey, dr. phil rocks a mustache much better than me. He is like a fat, jovial yoda, with attitude.