Crack-plot!

Apr 29, 2006 18:55

*Belial hasn't wreaked sexy and demonic havoc in a while, so now, in the hallway, there's a vase of some absolutely gorgeous roses; a combination of red and white roses.

Stop and admire/smell the roses, guys.*

Typist: Ahaha, so. If someone even touches and/or smells a red rose, it'll change their sexual orientation to the opposite of what they're currently at. (i.e. -- straight to gay [and vice versa], wanting-to-have-sex-with-everyone-and-everything to completely asexual, bisexual to opposite of whatever their significant other [or current crush's] gender is). Or, you know, a similar effect. -- On the other hand, if they touch and/or smell a white rose, it'll change the sexual orientation of their significant other in the same way. (Getting permission would be wonderful, of course).

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We really didn't need another crack-plot, but this idea took hold of my brain and wouldn't let go. -- I was going to suggest to just keep this plot to this thread/to chat for a single day, but I won't. (Instead, the crack-plot will last until the rose starts wilting -- 2 to 3 days, most likely.) Just ... plz to keep the angst level down? ♥
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