I was out in the early misty morning light today, perusing from one bar to the next. It seemed like the right thing to do in light of the fog and my feelings. Twas a time for self reflection and observation of the lonely masses, depressing as they usually are. The last keep said "I hope you feel better", what a great person she was. As night ( Read more... )

To become befuddled by a middle class morality. Great meals fade in reflection, everything else gains. The great fucks are remembered not for the orgasm but the little things, like a look in the eyes. Our life is looking forward to always looking back. What is it we are so afraid of? Fear. We worry. Why? You don't buy it, you rent it, you dont ( Read more... )

Noted interesting, present-day specific, cultural interaction today while conducting a causal, socio- ethnographic study. Fourteen, female, anglo-american, women between the ages of thirty and forty-five were selling predecorated, faux, christmas trees, in true Fordian form. The subjects were wrapping the, optional two size, trees in industrial- ( Read more... )

"Gimme suma dat bird."
"Pardon me."
"Gimme dat bird."
"What, you want Wild Turkey?"
"No da Hen! gimme dat Hen!
"What do you want?. What is Hen?"
"Hennessy gimme a shot a Hennessy."
"Sweet Jesus"

Since beginning the garden in 1997, I've carried by hand hundreds of rocks and stones into the garden for use in borders, along paths, in waterfalls, as retainers and sculptural cairns. By in large most are regional field-stones brought during the last glaciation of north america 10,000 years ago, oolitic limestone, quartz, sandstone, felspar and ( Read more... )

11:00/11:01/1:35/1:39 (4) Still got a view of the summersky

1. That is the only line you know the words too.

1:36/1:40 (2) Your allergic to love.

2. That is the only line you ever sing too.

I keep hearing these lyrics in this song....."My penis is very small, my penis is very small". I assure you that this is not the case with me. I am well known for my endowment both in Jacksonville and D.C. So I'm at Bravo and I'm like well at least there is one waiter here I havn't slept with. Michael was there. Boy does he have a big Dick. ( Read more... )

Sweet is the marrow, taken from the bone, cracked and sweet like all that you take and all that I hate.

Listen dog, when he shot me I didn't feel a thing. I looked down and saw the holes in my pants and felt the wetness on my legs but I didnt feel nothin. I was like "motherfucker shot me!" Dog, and they was like cuttin off my shirt and cuttin off my pants and I'm like "Motherfucker!" "This is a brand new outfit" "Motherfucker shot me in the legs, ( Read more... )

What can I get for you this evening? Gimme a salmon salad and can you hold the gravy and can I substitute the buffalo wings for the ranch dressing?