(Oh my sweet latke-covered Jesus -- aka Promptfest, Yuletide-Style)

[leupagus]

Before I forget, Roommate Kate is conducting a poll regarding her Wipvember works; she's promised to finish the one that gets the most votes. And I'm not telling you how to vote, but YOU SHOULD ALL VOTE FOR HER TO FINISH THE FELON!BONES AU. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME GUYS, DO NOT FAIL ME.

In other news:  because God loves me and forgives me for being

Comments

[misspamela]

Prompt: Danny spends Christmas in New Jersey. Steve meets him at the airport.

[alba17]

OMG. *whibbles*

[gottalovev]

there should be a fic out there where they must go under cover at the mall and deal with kids. or creepy santas. or maybe mall thieves. bonus points if Steve makes sure that Danny is an elf. or at least suggest it, just for the flailing it is sure to cause

[alba17]

This...is...perfect. Danny as an elf. *thumbs up*

I went for the bonus points and skipped the rest

[fuzzybluemonkey]

because that would require plot.

"If you laugh, I will shoot you. If you make jokes, I will shoot you. If you smile, I will shoot you. If you so much as twitch with amusement, I will shoot you. Are we clear?"

"Crystal." Steve puts on his best impassively badass Navy SEAL face as Danny exits his office bedecked in an impossibly short elf.. jumper.. thing and green tights and good god, there are actually jingle bells on his curly elf shoes.

Danny hates his life so much right now. "Explain to me again," he says tersely as he punctuates his words with angry jazz hands, "Why I have to be an elf?"

Kono wanders out of her office in the same ridiculous getup to point out, "Hey, I have to be an elf, too."

"Yes, but you look hot, whereas I," he gestures to himself, "look like a deranged leprechaun

Re: I went for the bonus points and skipped the rest

[leupagus]

Hahahaaa -- Danny, shoot him anyway, he's sexually harassing you with the way he's ogling your ass in those tights.

[robanybody]

I totally want a Ref-style H50 Christmas, man. Complete with Danny and Steve bickering about everything while Kono and Chin look horrified at all the station shenanigans and Toast shows up to play pot psychiatrist to all the stressed out masses. And somewhere in there, the original running gag about cat piss still exists.

(I think Danny makes the perfect ranting Denis Leary character, don't you?)

[eleanor_lavish]

Fuck me, I love The Ref. "Don't eat the penis, it's just a garnish."

[robanybody]

It's our mandatory Christmas movie. "Your husband ain't dead, lady, he's in hiding."

[leupagus]

True confession, I haven't seen that movie in a while and I hated it the first time. Maybe some kind soul will step up to the plate?

* STARES AT PEOPLE *

[traveller]

wait, Danny's not Jewish?

[leupagus]

Apparently not? Or maybe he is and he dresses up as Santa anyway. WHO KNOWS.

[traveller]

I probably shouldn't just assume things like this, idk.

[leupagus]

Well, he's very angry. Anger and sarcasm, it is the way of the Chosen Peeps.

[ionaonie]

OMG, you had to say that, didn't you?

Now my brain can't stop thinking about team!Xmas. I might be too invested in this already *g*

Re: umm, oops, accidental comment!fic strikes again

[knotted_rose]

Aw, Steve loves his Danno. (^_^)