:D I'm certain that Steve is constantly shoving food at Danny and stealing stuff off his plate because he has no concept of 'acceptable public behavior'.
It's not that Danny wants to have sex with Steve, it's just the principle of the thing that if he's married to someone, he should at least be getting blowjobs out of it. :D
I know I'm (a) late to the party and (b) don't know you from Eve, but this little ficlet was awesome and Danny wanting blowjobs on principle would be the best thing ever. Y'know, just sayin'.
I imagine that Danny has a list of rules about things like this and Steve unknowingly violates every single one of them, sometimes twice in one day. Steve is gifted and Danny wants to return him for store credit. :D
See my icon. That says it all. I was coughing and started laughing and nearly choked. That is how funny THIS is. OMG, sociopathic dolphin!And hee, college! I love that. And god the pony story! And how he just cannot say no to Grace or Steve. Awwww. And just so cute. This is just yet another made of win.
Steve cycles through, and discards, at least a half-dozen responses, from "a man's home is his castle" to "she's touching my stuff," and all he manages to come up with is, "Just. look, I don't. but it's a tea party."
Ahahaha! I feel like Danny would feel obligated to take the time to teach Steve all about caring and sharing and how one means the other and then ask aloud if Steve was sick the day the kindergarten teacher taught that.
I really, really loved this! Stellar dialogue and I loved Steve seeing Danny in Grace's facial expressions, and his inner child being no match for Grace. This line -- "They're action figures," Steve yells at his departing figure. "And I know where you live, you--" He pauses as he notices Grace's small, quizzical face looking at him. "--great guy," he finishes in a deflated tone. -- was perfect!
Gracie cutting the legs out from underneath Steve with sheer cute is always wonderful, and this was wonderful squared! Especially with Danny almost wetting himself with joy on the floor.
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Priceless!
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*is lost for words, but happily melty*
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Steve cycles through, and discards, at least a half-dozen responses, from "a man's home is his castle" to "she's touching my stuff," and all he manages to come up with is, "Just. look, I don't. but it's a tea party."
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(here via this rec list by swing_set13, in case you were wondering!)
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Brilliant!
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