(Deep Thoughts about Hawaii Five-0; also, PROMPT ME PLEASE)
OK so, there have been three episodes so far. And in them the following things have happened, in more-or-less chronological order:
( Spoilers, even though I still don't get why it's spoilers if the show has already been broadcast. )
( Spoilers, even though I still don't get why it's spoilers if the show has already been broadcast. )
Also, I really want someone to write Kono going to Vegas and meeting up with the Malloy twins. And maybe sleeping with Turk because he looks a lot like Danny. I AM NOT DOING IT.
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HI, YOU ARE AWESOME, HAVE MY SOUL. I love every single word in this ficlet and wish to marry it and have its babies.
Also, Chin and Turk meeting up would be hilarious, is all I'm saying.
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I was trying to think of a lulzy password for Steve, but I realized that other than his MANPAIN, HAWAIIAN WITH HAM AND PINEAPPLE, we don't know that much about him. So I decided he still has all his old GI Joes and maybe has them on a small shelf in his childhood bedroom. IT'S NOT WEIRD. THEY'RE COLLECTABLE. MAYBE.
... now I just had an image of Gracie coming to stay overnight (for whatever reason, handwaves) and finding the GI Joes and playing, like, house with them. And Steve being torn between :DDD and DDD:. Danny, of course, has lost consciousness from laughing.
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There is a child. In his bedroom. Playing with his GI Joes. And smiling at him like there is nothing wrong.
No matter how many times Steve blinks or tries to pinch himself awake, the picture doesn't change. Grace is still sitting cross-legged on his bed, his GI Joe figures arranged in a circle around her, while she pours pretend tea into pretend cups and makes them all pretend-sip their pretend tea. His inner ten-year-old is still trying to scream that girls aren't allowed in his room and can't touch his stuff while the rest of him is inanely caught up in the fact that Grace has tied a pink ribbon around Ace's neck, which is just wrong.
"Hi, Gracie," Danny coos at her from beside him, his face beaming with fatherly pride and absolutely no concern that his daughter has desecrated the sanctity of his room and his action figures. His pristine action figures that had only been taken out of the box once ( ... )
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"Uh..."
"It's really fun," she promises earnestly, and Steve is really going to punch Danny in the face if he keeps howling with laughter like that. Asshole. Can't he see that Steve's talking to his daughter here?
"Why does Ace have a pink ribbon around his neck?" he finally asks, his voice coming out a bit hoarse, either from shock or fear, he hasn't figured out which yet.
She looks at him like he's defective in some way, and it's eerie how much she looks like her dad when she does that. Steve wonders if that's a Williams thing, or a whatever the hell Rachel's maiden name is thing, or if all little girls look at you like you're an idiot and you should know it. "It's a tie," she says patiently, as if explaining a simple concept to a very stupid person. "This is a fancy tea party, and everyone has to be dressed up." She points to the pretty ( ... )
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man this is awesomely perfect and perfectly awesome. And now I want something where they are all out for dinner with Grace and Grace is finally all "Daddy, why do you all stutter when you're talking?"
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So they've been doing this thing now, this dinner thing where Danny takes Steve and Grace out to lunch at some local place that Steve swears that Grace will love, and Danny gives in (ungracefully) because he can't say no to Grace. Like literally, he cannot say 'no' to her. Rachel once made him practice saying 'no' in the mirror for an hour so he could tell her that no, she couldn't have a pony, it's Jersey and they lived in a cramped, two-floor walk-up, where were they gonna put it ( ... )
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"Try that," Steve demands, pretty much glaring at Danny until he sighs and opens his mouth to taste the forkful of fish and mango sauce that Steve is shoving at him. It's weirdly sweet and tangy, but it somehow all goes together, and Danny finds himself nodding in approval at it.
"Fine, fine, so maybe not all Hawaiian food is wrong," he admits grudgingly, rolling his eyes when Steve lets out a triumphant whoop. "Look, shut up," he says sourly, stabbing a chunk of pork and pretending it's the fleshy part of Steve's arm, which gets a little confusing and gross when he eats it ( ... )
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