Comments | lettiegirl: He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

lettiegirl

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus

Mar 08, 2007 08:25

I think I have been reading Twelfth Night too much, because I catch myself talking like I do in the play.

This is a random fact about Lettiekins, because my Anne is bored and I aim to amuse her.

Anyone got random facts they want to share?

surreality

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eldritch_dark March 8 2007, 20:31:25 UTC

spontaneous human combustion is more common than most people think.

i was born with a vestigial tail.

did you know that in ancient egypt the common cockatoo was feared as a demonic being. and that they were then banned by the church. burned in vast numbers. it's a fact.

in the secret places of the world, dread outlines of formless shapes in purple robes languish waiting for the ghastly last trump to sound, so that they might arise and take their rightful places in the empty halls of porphyry and chalcedony on their thrones of onyx holding their alabaster scepters.

bismarck is the capital of south dakota.

or maybe north dakota. i can't remember.

my favorite hobbies are taxidermy. and trainspotting.

i have a tattoo.

lettiegirl March 9 2007, 13:17:29 UTC

I feel far more full of knowledge than I was before I read this.

So what's the tattoo of and where is it? Any suggestions on where to get one that won't HURT LIKE HELL? (Lettiekins is a wimp)

rowing2god March 8 2007, 22:28:22 UTC

lettiegirl March 9 2007, 13:18:31 UTC

<3 U!

sobyronic March 9 2007, 08:46:13 UTC

My penis has gills and talks.

No. It's true.

Ask anyone.

They've all seen it.

I think.

Maybe.

Okay, so it doesn't. Weird and random fact:

Anchovies are nasty on fucking pizza and I can't believe I let you talk me into them.

lettiegirl March 9 2007, 13:23:52 UTC

It does not.

It is not.

I refuse to talk about your man parts, gilled, frilled, talkative or otherwise. But I will take the drugs you were on when you encountered your man parts in such a state.

By 'they've' you lie for Lettie has not seen it. Somehow I feel like a Marine. The proud and few. :)

I could make a joke about Byron+thinking=smoke, but I won't.

Maybe.

HA I KNEW YOU WERE LYING TO ME.

Anchovies are Teh Awesome and I only said you had to *try* them since you can't say you hate something until you try it. Next time we can get mushrooms, for picking those off doesn't leave the slimy residue you kept making faces about. If I only had my camera with me...

gothicscalpel March 9 2007, 14:29:56 UTC

I bet I know which drugs. I also bet I can get them. In fact, I bet I gave them to him, and still have some.