Final Chapter in La Vie de TKP

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Hello all you lovely people with your happy dancing fingers and hopefully stuffed stomachs because I don't like to think of anyone being hungry! How are you today? This is my final message, my last shebang, my au revoir, my Mel Gibson crying FREEDOM as fandom rips out my guts or maybe my Thelma to your Louise as I drive of the fandom cliff. I

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My goat is totally got. Don't say you'll write B/A porn and then renege! And after you do fulfill your destiny (Luke, heavy breathing) you'll NEVER get me off your case to write more. Just ask femmenerd.

But no, no hairy legs because I have to wear my bathing suit, which means I actually have to shave them for once. Ok tmi but seriously.

[entrenous88]

Have so much fun, omg!

When you get back I will squee and jump up and down and then spritz you with cologne, for you will smell like lake.

<3

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And it's called Lime Lake, and it's very limey! But not British. You come out of there feeling like a rock! So naturally it's easy to float in.

Thank you! I'm excited!

[jgracio]

Have lots of fun! And showers. Don't forget the showers. :)

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See, I won't have helpful messages like this there to remind me.

*worries*

Thanks!

[makd]

ahem.] Shower. Every day. And twice on Sunday. Because.

While you're gone, and kita0610 is writing Spander, and crazydiamondsue is writing B/A porn, I will be writing porn that features the entire trio having wild, gratuitous (spell?) sex with each other while Spike, Angel, Buffy, and Principal Snider wank off, accompanied by the music of the dead kennedys.

And you will miss. it. all.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Hugs you and hopes you have a great time!!)

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So for some reason I was blanking, read "trio", didn't know who it was, quickly made up a trio to suit my fancy, and convinced myself you'd be writing Kita/Sue/Mary rps. I'd take you three over Snyder any time. (Note how I left Spike, Angel, and Buffy out of that. Ha!)

But anyway, I'm not going to miss it, because you rock and often post links. So I really don't need to worry.

And thank you!

[i_palimpsest]

I recommend Gaffer tape - to hold the boobies on.

Cause Gaffer Tape will fix anything. . . .and if it can't fix it? It's not worth fixing.

Also - Can I have some of that goat cheese when it's ready?

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What's Gaffer tape? Is it anything like duct tape?

I don't know if I can give you the cheese because Sue has my goat!

[i_palimpsest]

Yeah - Gaffer tape=duct tape.

Gaffer tape comes about cause Gaffers use it in the theatre/movies that kind of thing.