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You Know You're Mad For Green Day When:
- You know who's got the IE, who's got the ID, and who's got the IQ.
- You've always wanted to have lunch at Rod's Hickory Pit.
- Red ties turn you on.
- Your dream car is a bookmobile.
- You can distinguish the sound of Blue from all of Billie's other guitars.
- You've always wondered just what that red "BJ" on Blue is really made out of.
- When you hear the name Anastasia, you don't automatically picture a Russian princess.
- It didn't surprise you when Tre named his son 'Frankito'.
- You wait until the ver last second to answer your cellphone, because your ringtone is American Idiot, and you're listening to Green Day, damnit!
- You want Jesse Micheals to draw your first tattoo.
- You still call it "Good Riddance", and like the original version better.
- You can forge Billie Joe's signature well enough to fool government officials.
- You took one look at Fink's eyes, and thought to yourself, "Who do you think you're fooling?"
- You draw little men getting shocked by lightening under public warning signs.
- You carry a green Sharpie marker with you at all times, for the abovementioned purpose.
- You can timeline the bands history using Billie's tattoos.
- You know what that black flag in Billie's back pocket is all about.
- Adrienne's dredlocks make you jealous.
- All you know is that you don't know nothin'.
- Wait, you take that back. You know that size doesn't matter, and you learned this from Billie.
- Bon Jovi will remain forever immortalized as "that fucking fluffy ass" in your head.
- You have, at one time, begged your parents for a light blue Fender stratocaster.
- If you haven't begged for that, you've begged for a Ford Fairline.
- You actually tried to vote for Billie Joe.
- You can't remember where you left your keys, but you've never lost your Kerplunk CD.
- You 'slag' people, instead of ragging on them.
- You bought a turntable for the express purpose of listening to your 39 Smooth LP.
- The name Marcicano doesn't sound strange to you anymore.
- You add in all the appropriate "Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy-ooooooo"s when you sing along with the studio recordings
- By the same token, you're always surprised at how short "Paper Lanterns" is on the CD, no matter how many times you hear it.
- You've noticed that Billie Joe has been wearing the same sneakers for five years running, now.
- You want those sneakers, and you don't care how groddy they are.
- You just want Mike to "find a nice girl"
- .... Like you, perhaps.
- You wonder which ditch Billie flipped his car into as you drive down Highway 101.
- Things are not cool, they are tre cool.
- You defend the tre coolness of Minnesota.
- Standing in front of 924 Gilman Street made you cry like a little bitch.
- The scar on Billie's wrist still makes you cry like a little bitch.
- You've actually tried a cheese wiz sandwich before.
- It wasn't so bad, really.
- You admire Timmy Chunks.
- you envy people named Christie, and Billie.
- You would not trust Tre with your dog.
- You have street fought someone who's called Billie a fag.
- You've won.
- You have, at some point, thrown a TV set off of a roof.
- You bought your own boyfriend a leapord print thong.
- You know what uncle music is.
- You're still waiting for the release of "Drummin' and Cryin'", and "Insult to Injury".
- You first tried acid thanks to the influence of Mike Dirnt.
- You've sold joints at your school for two bucks a piece.
- It's B-I-L-L-I-E, godamnit, not Billy; the latter never fails to set your blood boiling.
- You will stop under the speakers in the middle of places like Wal-Mart to listen to "Wake Me Up When September Ends".
- You also sing along, and could care less about all those funny looks you get from passing shoppers.
- You consider the word "idiot" to be a term of endearment.
- You know how Billie lost the nose ring.
- It still makes you cringe.
- Every time that someone mentions the name Jean-Claude Van Damme, you're struck with the urge to scream "GOD DAMN VAN DAMME!", and throw some beer bottles.
- You have about 10 copies of various, worn out Green Day tapes still in your collection for posterity's sake.
- You've stuck a bottle of 409 in the company/school coffeemaker, just for kicks.
Thanks, Ang, for inspiring me to do this! LOL!
- You know who's got the IE, who's got the ID, and who's got the IQ.
- You've always wanted to have lunch at Rod's Hickory Pit.
- Red ties turn you on.
- Your dream car is a bookmobile.
- You can distinguish the sound of Blue from all of Billie's other guitars.
- You've always wondered just what that red "BJ" on Blue is really made out of.
- When you hear the name Anastasia, you don't automatically picture a Russian princess.
- It didn't surprise you when Tre named his son 'Frankito'.
- You wait until the ver last second to answer your cellphone, because your ringtone is American Idiot, and you're listening to Green Day, damnit!
- You want Jesse Micheals to draw your first tattoo.
- You still call it "Good Riddance", and like the original version better.
- You can forge Billie Joe's signature well enough to fool government officials.
- You took one look at Fink's eyes, and thought to yourself, "Who do you think you're fooling?"
- You draw little men getting shocked by lightening under public warning signs.
- You carry a green Sharpie marker with you at all times, for the abovementioned purpose.
- You can timeline the bands history using Billie's tattoos.
- You know what that black flag in Billie's back pocket is all about.
- Adrienne's dredlocks make you jealous.
- All you know is that you don't know nothin'.
- Wait, you take that back. You know that size doesn't matter, and you learned this from Billie.
- Bon Jovi will remain forever immortalized as "that fucking fluffy ass" in your head.
- You have, at one time, begged your parents for a light blue Fender stratocaster.
- If you haven't begged for that, you've begged for a Ford Fairline.
- You actually tried to vote for Billie Joe.
- You can't remember where you left your keys, but you've never lost your Kerplunk CD.
- You 'slag' people, instead of ragging on them.
- You bought a turntable for the express purpose of listening to your 39 Smooth LP.
- The name Marcicano doesn't sound strange to you anymore.
- You add in all the appropriate "Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy-ooooooo"s when you sing along with the studio recordings
- By the same token, you're always surprised at how short "Paper Lanterns" is on the CD, no matter how many times you hear it.
- You've noticed that Billie Joe has been wearing the same sneakers for five years running, now.
- You want those sneakers, and you don't care how groddy they are.
- You just want Mike to "find a nice girl"
- .... Like you, perhaps.
- You wonder which ditch Billie flipped his car into as you drive down Highway 101.
- Things are not cool, they are tre cool.
- You defend the tre coolness of Minnesota.
- Standing in front of 924 Gilman Street made you cry like a little bitch.
- The scar on Billie's wrist still makes you cry like a little bitch.
- You've actually tried a cheese wiz sandwich before.
- It wasn't so bad, really.
- You admire Timmy Chunks.
- you envy people named Christie, and Billie.
- You would not trust Tre with your dog.
- You have street fought someone who's called Billie a fag.
- You've won.
- You have, at some point, thrown a TV set off of a roof.
- You bought your own boyfriend a leapord print thong.
- You know what uncle music is.
- You're still waiting for the release of "Drummin' and Cryin'", and "Insult to Injury".
- You first tried acid thanks to the influence of Mike Dirnt.
- You've sold joints at your school for two bucks a piece.
- It's B-I-L-L-I-E, godamnit, not Billy; the latter never fails to set your blood boiling.
- You will stop under the speakers in the middle of places like Wal-Mart to listen to "Wake Me Up When September Ends".
- You also sing along, and could care less about all those funny looks you get from passing shoppers.
- You consider the word "idiot" to be a term of endearment.
- You know how Billie lost the nose ring.
- It still makes you cringe.
- Every time that someone mentions the name Jean-Claude Van Damme, you're struck with the urge to scream "GOD DAMN VAN DAMME!", and throw some beer bottles.
- You have about 10 copies of various, worn out Green Day tapes still in your collection for posterity's sake.
- You've stuck a bottle of 409 in the company/school coffeemaker, just for kicks.
Thanks, Ang, for inspiring me to do this! LOL!