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[letmefollow]

If anyone here has misplaced a temperamental talking Chihuahua, I have your dog. He is currently sulking in a corner of my office after taking considerable offense to being told that was an adorable little pooch by one of my colleagues and tried to bite her finger. He now appears to be trying to clap his paws and is muttering something about not

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[bal_daisy]

You can hear him talking? I didn't know you could do that!

[letmefollow]

Only with this dog it would seem.

[bal_daisy]

That's strange. [...] Why is he worried about being a chimera?

[letmefollow]

I don't know. I'd imagine it's a fairly different existence from being a dog, but when I asked he told me-

[There's a pause. As something falls into place.]

He called me Lieutenant.

[spandexisyouth]

It is not Bell's. No matter what Bell says, if Bell says anything, we are not missing a dog.

[grab_my_bells]

...But he talks.

[letmefollow]

It's getting him not to once he starts on a tirade that is the real trick.

[grab_my_bells]

...but he talks. That sounds intriguing.

[grab_my_bells]

Does he talk just to you, or can everyone here him?

[letmefollow]

I seem to be the only one who heard his rant, but there was a lot of noise in the office after he bit the poor girl who tried to pet him.

[grab_my_bells]

Ah, I see. Does he bit a lot?

[letmefollow]

Only when someone insults his size.

[lingeringlegacy]

Miss Target, if it talks but no one but you can hear it, it's technically yours-hopefully temporarily. I have a dog following me as well.

[of_mindelan]

A Chihuahua?

[Considered but left unsaid: don't let him bite people.]